Rat counter counter

every so often I will recalibrate my crate of posts, accelerating the rate of which I administrate the garbage posts I feed you

corporates have berated us, accurately, that quantity is better than quality, comparatively. I am simply rational, and concentrate on being considerate.

Why curate great, decorated content, if it will decelerate the unconcentrated posts, leaving craters

I might as well defenestrate disfigurated defibrillators and bratty brats that eat dehydrated bureaucratic bratwurst, and deliberately degenerate demonstratable demonstrations, desecrate desperate deteriorating decorators, elaborately disintegrate laboratory doctorates, exaggeratingly evaporate eviscerated fraternities, incinerate frustratingly explorative generations that generate grated gratification, illustrate invigoratingly inspirational imperative iterations of irate irrational invertebrates, lacerate liberated illiterates, migrate moderately menstruating marathoners, narrate orchestrated oversaturated narrators, perforate perspirating pirates, rate rated rateable rats' rateability ratings, recalibrate rattlesnakes, refrigerate refrigerators, scratch scratchable scratchy separate strategic stratospheric strategized strategies, titrate temperately temperate temperatures, and tolerate triceratopses and wrathful velociraptors,

DO NOT PIRATE ANYTHING. NOT SHOWS/MOVIES. NOT GAMES OR SAFER GAMES. AND CERTAINLY NOT BOOKS. AND DO NOT DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE VIDEOS. AND NEVER EVER EVER WATCH MUSICALS WITHOUT GOING TO THEM AND DONT USE ADBLOCKERS/OTHER ADBLOCKER TO AVOID ADS AND VIRUSES PIRATING IS VERY HARMFUL TO THE CORPORATIONS WHO WORKS VERY HARD TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE AND THEIR MONEY. ANYONE WHO PIRATES IS BAD. BAD PIRATING. EVIL. OH AND THIS

- @ratdetectortheninth

As one of the rat detectors, I greatly appreciate your efforts to count all the rats that are mentioned within posts. Ratspeed!

- @ratdetectortheninth

horseshit is false, unreliable, and horses are very reliable. bullshit is also false, but carries an additional implication of trickery, while bulls are extremely straightforward and guileless.

horseshit is false, unreliable, and horses are very reliable. bullshit is also false, but carries an additional implication of trickery, while bulls are extremely straightforward and guileless.

so, with the pattern established... what's up with bats? are they particularly sane? is a bat's view of the world more accurate than ours? much to consider.

I want to put a gold star sticker on all my friends so that people know that this one is very nice and cool.

other peasant: come on, you're supposed to talk about thresher sharks now

autistic peasant: it's-

other peasant: unless it's not the agricultural meaning

autistic peasant: their caudal fin-

other peasant: no

autistic peasant: …

other peasant: come on, you're supposed to talk about thresher sharks now

autistic peasant: *sighs* they don't actually thresh

other peasant: then that's a dumb name

autistic peasant: it's-

other peasant: unless it's not the agricultural meaning

autistic peasant: their caudal fin-

other peasant: they could just repeatedly whack things

autistic peasant: …if I tell you that you're somewhat correct will you shut up?

other peasant: no

autistic peasant: remembering that you're within threshing distance, do you want to rethink that?