The Rat King With Big Balls Тёща Рiдна Украiна

I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself

An attempt was made.

you know what’s crazy. you can do just about anything

This man can’t be fixed. I can fuck him though. Maybe that will calm him down.

You BAKE MIETTE?

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell