I'd Kill For A Bagel Right Now

can y’all believe one direction woke up one day and were like “let’s invent pop music”

i love yellow ! it’s the color of kindness and caring, buttercups that sparkle in the sunlight, and gentle sunrises ! every good day feels yellow

it’s just me and my four hundred unread books against the world i guess

latin word of the day: arborescere, to become a tree, to grow to be a tree

im gonna eat an unholy amount of dirt fuck off to the forest and aborescere

on all levels except physical i am sitting on top of the moon with my legs swinging back and forth

i won’t say (i’m in love) from hercules (1997) still absolutely goes… so hard

imagine leveraging how much you’re hated by literally everybody to push legislation through parliament

my jam: a character narrating past events to another character, intercut with scenes showing that they are lying wildly