I dare say. I can see I’m ridiculous myself

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent

lalala world so beautiful advertisements so extinct (opens website on mobile)AAAAAH!!!!!!! OH GOD MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀

oversharing online is so important cus like what if someone needed to know that

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

Passed my autopsy with flying colours. There was so much inside me

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

its crazy how pretty much every single thing you can possibly do eithetr feels bad at first and then good or good at first but then bad

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'