Memõrie

Jihoon: We need to talk about your professionalism.

Dokyeom: What time is it?

Jihoon: Am I in hell?

Why Woozi look like a South Side Serpent in the “Call Call Call” video tho…

Jihoon: WOnwoo help me! I'm feeling!

Woozi : *falls*

Hoshi : Woozi, in your professional opinion, how would I die?

Woozi: Since practice ended early, you can all use this time to clean up the dorms. Look at this place: Half-eaten food, crumpled tissues, pictures of your families...

Hoshi: Woozi - he was here. I can feel it.

“Jihoon is a really nice person underneath the part of him that hates everyone.”

So if my students finish a quiz/test early, I ask them to draw me stuff on the back (partly so those who need more time are less self-conscious about still having the test out, partly because fuck yeah, pictures), and it may be the single best decision of my career.

Aaaaand today a student showed me a video of himself lighting a fire in his toilet while chanting the conjugation of the word “to be”.

My students kept forgetting how to conjugate esse, so I turned it into a rhythmic chant that I had them say over and over. The problem is that when you chant ANYTHING in Latin it sounds like you’re summoning a demon, which they decided was awesome, so uh. Now I’ll just be randomly walking through the hallway and hear voices chanting, “sum es est! sumus estis sunt!”