Hooded Eyes And Thick Thighs

I cant believe the finale of bloodbath is the secret stranger things finale

trinyvale x strahd so good im back on tumblr hi guys

One of the funniest parts about the trinyvale triplets is the fact that upon first glance Nyack appears to be the nice one, but in actuality he’s just as, if not more, cuttingly ruthless and bitchy as the other two

i think one of my favorite things about jens as a PC is that he’s such an awful stupid guy but because he’s played by murph, who has such a strong DM sympathy instinct, he’s an awful stupid guy who also has to be the one who keeps his party on the rails, and it’s just a very very fun juxtaposition. i love you til i die proposal impossible oneshot

I think the thing that makes the triplets so awful (affectionate) is that they’re just so successful. Pre-Strahd they were so powerful and had such broken items that they would just chain lightning and smite their way through every interaction with no consequences because bafflingly, Jens and Onyx’s charisma is so fucking high. Even within Strahd, everyone in this fucking town is too miserable to stand up to their nonsense and Jens rolled a nat 20 on the most batshit insane eulogy for a man he’d never met in order to advertise his Spudfuckers (vegan potato based fuddruckers). They are never faced with consequences for their actions and even when they are they do not register them as consequences

im so magically endeared by the anecdote of emily and murph when they were at disneyland and murph was cold, so they bought him the cheapest long-sleeve they had, but it was a jack skellington shirt and murph was so embarrassed by it that he wore it inside out and underneath his t-shirt and emily was so delighted by it that she made them ride the jack skellington ride and in the cue keeps lifting up murph's shirt to reveal the skellington shirt to tell jack skellington what a big fan murph was <3

in caldwell’s august livestream he hit us with the phrase “mereena get us the crazy bread from little caesar’s” in the strahd voice and i don’t know how to express that it has taken over my life. it has gone quadruple platinum in my household. everything we say begins with a menacing “mereena….” . i have people who have no idea what the fuck a mereena is saying this in casual conversation.

I fucking love Caldwell SO MUCH

I think the towel may be concealing a creature, but I’m not 100% sure

This is a mimic