Rapther

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

they beat jesus with that

happy good friday

The most beautiful woman on the planet isn't an actress or model she's your Tumblr mutual

my super inflammatory game design opinion is that no game should ever encourage you to to play every day. yes, this includes animal crossing.

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

He knows full fucking well why do you think he dresses like that