randomXpi

I SCREAMED

Why

i tried sneaking into a soccer game dressed up as the ball but they kicked me out

suits are so great… they’re intuxicating

goodthingsellen

dude. That won’t ever fletch a laugh, string ‘em up.

I need to bow out of this conversation now. But I quivered with anticipation as more puns arose (arrows).

You guys are targeting the wrong audience, it’s time for me to pull back, maybe I could draw a solution to these bad puns.

I have to point out that you’re giving me the shaft here, so be careful. Messing with me is like spitting in a bull’s eye.

You don’t want to make an arch enemy, though. In a battle of wits, you may loose.

Not to be vane, but let me give you a tip. I don’t need enemies, and am not gonna nock your skills, but I release you from further pun battling, though I’d love to see you fletch me some more. The upshot here is, a fine end, and I honor you with a long bow.

insects bug me

what do you call a person of Caucasian decent when they are not amused?

fucks given? nun.

I hate you.

Great job!!! A wizbird!