gluten free poltergeist

hey girl wanna come back to my place and chew on the ethernet cable

I miss when the big boat was stuck

idk whats funnier: that tumblr got people to spend multiples of $7.99 to add fake verification checkmarks to their blog to ""make fun of"" twitter's latest fuckup, or that these checkmarks literally do not show up for mobile users and thats why i had no idea this amazing feat of opportunistic capitalism was even happening until just now

my body is a temple, but it’s a temple to dionysus

I come back to this website after seven years and this post is still getting traction?!?

Guess I’m back to spreading my homosexual Jolene propaganda

Liberté, égalité, femme-presenting titté

but the real question is how did chidi get so ripped? bench pressing humanities’ collective sins and moral failures???

he went to the gym but couldn’t decide which exercise machine to use so he used all of them