I Need Happiness

Klance?

I love the ambiguity of the term ‘WIP’. Is it a project in it’s third draft? A final draft being queried? An idea I came up with six months ago and haven’t written anything about yet? You don’t know. Nobody knows. 

Least of all the author

The best part about this being an uncaptioned picture is it is simultaneously “We know, but hey!” and also “there is an AUTHOR loose in a word processor”

There were precisely zero reasons to come out and drag me so effectively like this.

Dog park

please please please please p l e a s e unmute

reblog for noises

I see, so it speaks fluent power drill.

tom nook coming over to my house for a nice cup of tea and being unable to tear his eyes away from the mona lisa with eyebrows i got from his wretched ex husband who he never formalised a divorce with

I’m compelled by stories where the characters suffer a lot, but only if there’s catharsis in the end. If they just die without ever getting to recover I’m OUT because what’s the fucking purpose then? Voyeurism? Bye

But happy endings are literally SOOO boring

So are you

I feel like the usage of the term “crack ship” has changed. When I think “crack ship”, I don’t think ‘these two characters have good chemistry and would be good together, but it’s not going to happen, so it’s crack", I think Loki/Gordon Ramsay

There’s a big difference between rarepair and crackship.

‘these two characters have good chemistry and would be good together, but it’s not going to happen’ is a non-canon ship (Ron Weasley/Harry Potter) a rarepair is a ship that isn’t popular (Ron Weasley/Dean Thomas) a crackship requires everyone around you ask wtf you were smoking (Ron Weasley/The Whomping Willow)

Lets please put the crack back in crackship