Just a random person, don’t mind me

getting attached to a character from a porn game is like falling in love with the stripper

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

I really neededthat close up Thank you

Ah yes Gordon Ramsay, american chef Gordon Ramsay, the chef from america, known for being american, that Gordon Ramsay

I just marathonned through all of Kitchen Nightmares US and let me tell you… US Gordon Ramsay is not that terrifying. Honestly, he really only yells when people don’t listen to him when he speaks normally or when he needs to express the gravity of something (like contaminated food). Even in Hell’s Kitchen his yelling is because people don’t listen to him when he speaks normally. The main difference between British Gordon Ramsay and American Gordon Ramsay are the people he’s talking to.

Reblogging for the last post cause you just spoke my mind

i bring a "this heatwave is chatgpt's fault" vibe to the table that no one really appreciates

I don’t know why I’m making it exclusive to books. Any other media too. Sometimes I forget that there are things other than books.

actually everyone pause because i just remember "who else if not her" and i feel like killing someone give me a second to find it

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me