Trapped in a Time Loop

impossible to find a frankenstein recipe online that doesn't start with a freakin novel about the guy's early life in geneva... just gimme the ingredients and method

My family talking about me

*accidentaly vents to friend* great now i can never speak to them again

For the “Earth’s climate has changed before” crowd.

Are you flirting with me or am I overanalyzing all of our interactions: a novel written by me

over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess

the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up 

*blows a kiss under the stage* for the pit orchestra

*blows a kiss behind the stage* for the run crew

*blows a kiss to the rafters* for the phantom

the fact that my eyes don’t glow when i’m at my strongest is unacceptable and not on brand

me @ myself: you’re annoying tbh

me @ myself: wish you weren’t so fuckin awkward bud