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Hi there! Welcome to my blog! I would just like to say that I usually forget to tag stuff using TWs or spoiler tags, so just... be cautious, I suppose. It's not like I'm reblogging gory stuff all the time or anything, but just an FYI. Have a good day! :-)
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"A character attempting self-sacrifice isn't the same as them being suicidal" and "a character who has lost everything they care about, is in psychological distress, and very likely would have tried a million other things before self-sacrifice in other circumstances but in this case jumps right to self-sacrifice is perfectly valid to be interpreted as suicidal" are takes that should probably coexist
A character who analyzes the options and comes to the conclusion that they have to die to save the day is one thing. A character who immediately jumps to an option that makes them die as "a hero" and is in psychological distress at the time, especially if they are going through trauma due to the plot's events, could easily and very validly be read as suicidal
Feels like taking poison damage, just existing in 2026.
*reads the news*
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“Where are the trans men in history?” See. When you're born a gender that was forcefully married off, who had to live most of their life indoors, when you had to raise children, and had a lobotomy if your family thought you were a tad too odd, it's kinda hard to come out as a trans man now ain't it.
forever my lineage would use his wrong pronouns but not me
Sorry I commented "fag alert" on a picture of your newborn baby 🙄
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they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé
please stand by... bunnies are sniffing your computer...
results came in. we chewed ur wires. ok bye
holy shit
They’ve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.
The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point he’s just curious to see how far this goes.
To keep us on out toes, God gives the next group of builders an extra place of articulation called the flongus between the pharynx and the glottis, creating an entire new column of the IPA chart with sounds between sounds that are literally physiologically impossible for non-flongled people to replicate.
Improved symbols for the flongal plosives ("gacks"), flongal trill ("hacks"), flongal fricatives ("groans"), and and the flongal lateral approximant ("moans")
Update: The builders have now simply switched to communicating entirely through a universal sign language like they should've done to start with. No sounds need be spoken, flongal or otherwise. The Tower steadily rises. Be seeing you soon, God, you little bitch.
update: the builders are all speaking different sign languages now
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Losibg it at these tags
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For context, Blade Runner was released in 1982. It's been more than 40 years.
i mean they definitely got that much right. it's no musical comedy, david.
current state of the internet is a FUCKING EMBARASSMENT. was chatting with my grandma bout the history of crochet and knitting (and the comparative ages of those respective technologies) and i was like "oh YEAH and also that ancient greek fiber art we partly figured out from chemically testing the scoured bleached pigments of stolen statuary (tumblr knows what im talking about)—gimme 30 seconds to look up the name."
5 minutes and 3 search-engines later i am crying tears of blood screaming spitting blubbering in despair as my grandma attempts to digitally pat me consolingly on the back. the library of alexandria didn't burn it was "restructured" to "increase shareholder profits"
and i STILL CANNOT FIND THE TERM.
i am scouring the internet like the victorians scoured and destroyed all trace of joy and color from stolen relics for the LOST NAME OF THE ANCIENT PROCESS of textile-creation akin to knitting/crocheting/nålebinding that at least one academic/crafter used to recreate the leggings on this Glorious Motherfucker:
the google execs erased it. they bleached my bestie AGAIN from history...
is this of any use
SO IT IS!!!
Archer statue from the Temple of Aphaia (ca. 480 BC) next to a reconstruction of its original paint job:
The leggings and sleeves would have created using a method called SPRANG which predates knitting and is over 3,000 years old. What's even sexier is modern artisans managed to recreate the entire outfit using the original method!
Mmm-HMM, love me a shapely thigh in harlequin hosiery. Put👏men👏in👏clingy-ass👏clothing👏again👏👏👏
Unfortunately english sources are hard to find, partly because Google's a shithole, but also because this textile project comes from a German museum, in Germany, where people tend to speak (and publish) in German. That said, the original link is to a short-but-sweet article I would have had no problem finding in 30 seconds a mere few years ago. fortunately i have clever beautiful insane people following me, but alas not everyone has such luxury. thanks to everyone in the notes who shoved themselves down this rabbithole with me!
in conclusion let us take a moment to sincerely wish Google a very burn in hell🙏
Discussion question: do people kink on your job, and are you personally capable of doing so?
People think my job is sexy, but I do not
People think my job is sexy, including me
People do not think my job is sexy, but I do
Nobody thinks my job is sexy, including me
I am unemployed
Context: reading fics where my job is used as a porn premise, and I find it very funny because I cannot imagine being horny under such circumstances.
The reviews are in
has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist
I did once when I was working in a coffee shop. He was on a business call loudly talking about some tech speculation. When I asked him how it went a few days later, he panicked and asked how I knew such sensitive information. From this I gather they are of weak constitution, and startle easily
actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help
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I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.
