Soulmate au where at 12 you get your soulmates first words printed on your arm. None of these characters are mine (except the serial killer :l) none of this actually happens in either series. Donât sue me.Â
It wasn't often you were used as bait by the police to catch a serial killer. Yet here Artemis was, with said serial killer holding a bloody axe. The serial killer himself was called Jimmy Altair, a caucasian man who was as wide as he was tall. âYou see boy, Iâll hack your body to pieces and put you in the river-â Artemis interrupted the man.
âI believe you wonât be killing anyone today. Now if youâll excuse me Iâll be going.â The raven haired boy spoke, hoping that the bug in his suit pocket was picking everything up.Â
âI donât think youâll be going anywhere,â Jimmy growled, jumping towards Artemis and swinging the axe wildly. Dâarvit he thought, backing up quickly; almost tripping over his feet. Dodging left as Jimmy swung right, the deadly dance continued until Artemis was backed up against one of the crumbling barn walls. Jimmy smiled and raised the axe high above his head. âIâve got you now.â Melodramatic? Perhaps. But it was arguably more dramatic as the British MI6 agent (tasked with arresting Jimmy Altair) saved Artemis at the last possible second, tackling Jimmy and sending the axe flying. The MI6 agent then wrestled the man into handcuffs. Ignoring the swearing, he looked over at Artemis for a moment, then smiled. âGuess he was a pain in the axe.â He said cheerfully. Artemisâ head spun. Guess he was a pain in the axe?! Artemis thought indignantly, replaying the manâs voice in his head. Noticing the manâs worried expression Artemis composed himself before replying, âThatâs quite possibly the worst pun Iâve ever heard.â
Alex hadnât exactly planned on catching a serial killer in Ireland, honestly he was surprised that the serial killer himself wasnât American. (As serial killers tended to be) But at least his task was straight forward, intervene when needed so the bait wasnât chopped up into little pieces. The plan had gone off without a hitch, until the bloody serial killer whipped out an axe. Alex had been on the barn roof, out of sight, as he watched the wild scrambling in horror he waited for the pair to get close enough. When the serial killer(The Chopper) raised the horror-movie axe over his head Alex struck; diving down and tackling the man. Alex then quickly snapped the handcuffs onto the beefy manâs wrists. The adrenaline quickly wore off as Alex took a single deep breath and turned to check on the bait(Apollo or Artemis, Alex wasnât sure.) who seemed unimpressed. Wow, his eyes are pretty. Alexâs brain thought. Shut up, smile, youâre staring. Alex smiled.
 âGuess he was a pain in the axe.â Something flashed in the manâs eyes, Surprise? When he didnât respond Alex started to get slightly worried. Was he in shock? The man quickly composed himself, brushing some of his raven colored hair out of his ice-blue eyes before speaking.Â
âThatâs quite possibly the worst pun Iâve ever heard.â He said in an Irish accent. Wait. What?