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Feel free to use these headcanons for whatever. Enjoy :)

Who said college was hard?: Alex is blackmailed by MI6 (as usual) and goes undercover in America as a university student. (Mission objective is to get the U.S. to join the Allies) Artemis goes undercover as a university student to steal government secrets. They’re roommates. Chaos ensues. 

Chalk: A nice domestic au that has Alex and Artemis on a quaint suburban street that follows them growing up. Features them writing chalk messages over the years to each other.  

1920′s: Alex and Artemis are immigrants from America who get tangled up in the Chicago mob business (*cough*jonspiro*cough*). Artemis and Alex both get their butts saved by Butler. Artemis kidnaps Holly for ransom. Basically the Artemis Fowl book plots but with Alex and Chicago in the Roaring 20′s.

Soulmate AU (the soulmate au is not originally mine but a commonly used fanfic idea. This is just my version of it): Everyone has a song that is purely instrumental but represents their soul. Only your soulmate can hear it, and it increases in noise the closer you are to your soulmate. 

No-Damsel-in-Distress: Artemis is stuck in a tower but frankly doesn’t care. (Artemis in this au can’t leave anyway because his bottom half is paralyzed.) Alex climbs up the tower with Tom Harris. Artemis tells Butler to kick them out. (He’s in the tower because Artemis Sr. plopped him there. Butler is the tower’s caretaker)Alex intrigued; keeps coming back. 

Ethnicity bend: Everyone is BIPOC. Artemis is Ethiopian, Alex is Brazilian, Butler and Juliet are Cuban, Holly is Native Alaskan, and so on. 

Project Manhattan: World War 2 is raging and Alex is in the trenches, while Artemis is being paid to work on Project Manhattan (when the Americans dropped nuclear weapons on Japan, forcing Japan to surrender and killing innocent Japanese civilians.) How their paths cross is up to you :)

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