The Random Workings of My Mind

“damn nigga back tf up, breathing down my damn neck”

Holy shit, how many dogs do you have?

swEETHEART NO

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”

whats cooler than being cool?

financial stability

alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright

Going to respond to all criticism with “I’m Kanye West, that doesn’t make any sense.”

Lol

requested by tropicalmuke

WHAT.

Troy is so worried that Ryan is going to steal Gabriela. I don’t think it ever dawned on him that he was after his best friend.

every time i tell my friends that they’re shipped and they act like it’s ludicrous, i show them the clothes switch and they start to question life

OH MY GOD…

Ravens are amazing

excuse me that is not a raven that is a demon from below 

No, ravens are fucking amazing. They can repeat more words, sounds, and phrases than a parrot. They can solve difficult puzzles and they form strong bonds with other ravens or humans if they are captive. Ravens are the best. They are also the only birds known to take part in play for fun rather than learning.