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As an older queer, allow me to say: the walls of the closet are load-bearing. It is our job as a community to stand in front of that door and tell everyone who wants to peek inside to fuck off.
There are so many reasons a person may choose not to come out and there is no reason a person would owe the public or a stranger that information. Certainly it's not owed simply because someone is famous.
We have fought for decades to make it safer for people to be open and authentic about themselves, but we are not yet there. And even if we were, the closet would still be something we need to maintain for those who are not ready to reveal that part of themselves.
May we never become so obsessed with representation that we forget the sanctity of privacy.
The Ol' Ball and Chain
Necessary Context: This takes place after Ending 4 (Easy Harvest). It is assumed that MC, who I will name Emerson (Em, for short), genuinely has feelings for Maverick; MC is gender neutral.
Content Warnings: Gore, Amputation, Victim Blaming, Cult-like Behavior, Most likely gross mischaracterization
There was never a day where Emerson thought to themself, "You know, I really want to go in for work today." However, the present moment managed to subvert expectations because Em would've much rather been at work than be at Sunlit Grove. Actually, literally anything else would've been better than being worried over by the same guy who had cut their fucking leg off earlier. "I know it hurts," he murmured as the townspeople fluttered around them, ensuring that the two of them didn't die from their injuries. His hands soothingly ran down their mussed up hair in an attempt to comfort them, though the effort was in vain. "It'll all go away soon."
Despite the fact that it was Maverick's ear that got... removed, Emerson couldn't hear a damn thing anyone was saying. It was all just voice junk, gobbledygook. Gobbledygook, what a fun word to say.
"What'd ya say, Em? I didn't quite catch that."
They still couldn't make sense of what anyone was saying. They just wanted to go home. Everything hurt. "Let 'em rest, son. They're delirious from the blood loss."
"They're not gonna die, are they?"
"Hey, we might not be surgeons, but we know what we're doin'. Wouldn't want your spouse to die on such a joyous day." Being picked up gave Emerson a good view of the cornfield that seemed to continue endlessly into the horizon. The mere sight of it reminded them of the warning Camden earlier, to get their charger and leave. God, they felt so stupid for not listening. At least if they did, the most they'd be losing was their luggage and not their leg.
"But we're together now, Em. That's what matters the most."
How odd that it was only now that they started crying, or at least, they thought they were. Crying was the only explanation behind their vision turning watery and the liquid warmth dampening their cheeks. Distantly, they thought they heard whimpers and croaking sobs.
"Aw, don't cry. I know it's a huge change, but I promise you I'll be with ya every step of the way. It'll be like ya never had a leg to begin with."
How were they ever going to get home? It was already difficult to navigate through the cornfield with their abysmal navigation skills, but to navigate through the field with said navigation skills and only one leg? Going home was nothing more than a pipe dream.
"You're already home, Em, by my side."
What if they had ignored Jamie's advice and stayed home? Hell, what if they ignored the doctor's advice and continued going to work? Would the outcomes have been better?
"You're really hurtin' my feelings now, peony. What could be better than bein' bound to the one you love?"
"Maverick, Mr. Smith already told you to let them rest."
"Sorry, ma, 'm just... excited, y'know? At first, I was nervous, but Em really is the one for me."
"And you'll have all the time in the world to be with them after they've rested."
"Alright." Emerson could feel something warm press against the temple of their head. "G'night, peony. I love you."
Author's Note: Didn't think I'd write anything else, but I was struck with some inspiration after playing Sunlit Grove. Huge Maverick fan even though he's such a red flag omg. Now, I'm really gonna go back into hibernation to continue gaming.
Hushed Whisper of a Star
Life was painful and cruel to someone like them. Since birth, poverty always clung onto their ankles and dragged them down, down, down all while they could only glimpse at the Heaven their unfortunate circumstances prevented them from reaching. Becoming Hush-Hush was only a desperate attempt to reach that Heaven, to overcome the chains that threatened to pull them to depths they didn't want to waste their energy thinking about. Then, they met Ray, or Binary Star. They would be lying if they claimed to have not loved him. It wasn't as passionate as the love they had for Double Hand yet, but they were sure that it could've become something similar, if not a bit softer. A domestic romance, like something out of a cheesy movie. However, there was just too much about him that they couldn't easily reconcile between Binary Star the hero and Binary Star the monster. As such, they paid the price, and based on the phantom pain radiating from their entire body where his laser disintegrated their flesh, it was a steep one. Not that it really mattered; when drifting in the endlessness of oblivion, nothing really mattered. ... Death was far too peaceful. So much so that anything about their previous life—connections, passions, dreams, fears—simply faded away.
That would've been the end. It should've been the end. Yet, after an eternity of drifting in the abyss, they found themself back in their childhood room, which was as eerie as always from having to house a young adult in spite of it being clearly meant for a child. Their hands held the first Hush-Hush suit they wore prior to receiving any minute upgrades. The current them must've been thinking about if they wanted to commit to a life of villainy for the foreseeable future. They remembered pondering that for days before finally deciding that the pros significantly outweighed the cons.
Now, only numbness remained in place of, what should've been, a confusing whirlwind of hope and fear. If they could, they would've wept over how they no longer felt any attachment to the family they used to risk their livelihood to drag out of poverty. Out of some awkwardness that came from simply not feeling anything for the people they should've loved, they truly tried to muster some kind of feeling, but nothing came.
Finally, they felt something after several fruitless attempts. It wasn't love or sadness; rather, it was frustration, with Binary Star in particular. Said frustration then ballooned into anger then hatred. There was no purpose in coming back. They couldn't even pursue villainy anymore because the emotions that propelled them to make such a drastic choice no longer existed. What were they supposed to do now? Live a life shackled by poverty like society expected them to? After living a life that ultimately ended with a minimum wage job, they didn't feel like wasting their energy with work.
Hell, this entire situation wouldn't have happened if Binary Star didn't exist. They continued to stare at their Hush-Hush suit. Maybe, they could kill two birds with one stone: get revenge on Binary Star and die in the process.
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Best Wishes
As you closed the door to your home behind you, you tried to act normally despite the lump in your throat. Stinging eyes took in the interior of your home. The empty space between each piece of furniture seemed to be wider than it actually was, and the entire residence felt lonely with the deafening silence of the absence of another person's presence.
There was no point in announcing your arrival seeing as you lived alone, but this never bothered you in the past. Now, it brought attention to the ever-growing hole in your chest.
"I'm home," you said to the air while you placed your keys in their bowl, ignoring how your voice quivered and shook under the weight of the feeling you refused to acknowledge.
You drudged to the sofa after placing your takeout onto the coffee table; the sound of only one pair of feet reverberated throughout the entire apartment.
The sight of the now cold coffee and the stale cookies made your stomach turn and added weight to the invisible sphere clogging your throat. Though, it would be a shame to waste free coffee and cookies, so you took the cookies out of the plastic bag they were in and took a bite.
Despite being simple chocolate chip cookies with nothing else added to them, they tasted exceedingly salty and bitter. Eventually, they began to get soggy and wet.
At some point, your vision became watery and wobbly as well. Small, muffled sniffles and sobs came out through the salty, chewy mass in your mouth.
You were so foolish, so stupid. You had to be, with how the very sight of a hand-delivered wedding invitation was able to put you in this state. A single piece of paper with fancy graphics and font was enough to cause a storm of emotions to ravage your heart.
Oh, how you wished you weren't human. What a blessing it would be to never be able to experience this pain.
A devastating pain that came with seeing two loving smiles only directed at each other, matching metal bands on the ring fingers of intertwining hands, airy chatter about the so-called "happiest day in the world," and a single delicate peck on the face to someone that wasn't you.
Despite this pain, however, you couldn't help but wish nothing but the best towards the person that so carelessly held your heart in their hands, who didn't care for you with even a quarter of the way you cared for them.
They would go on to live a happy and lovely future with their partner as they dragged your heart through the dirt behind them, ignorant of your true feelings. Meanwhile, you would stand on the sidelines and cheer for their happiness with a wide, sincere smile on your face, waiting.
Waiting for the day the storm within calms.
Waiting for the day your heart will return back to you.
Waiting for the day someone will love you like you love them.
You've been waiting for a long time now, so what difference would it make to wait some more?
Maybe, this time, you won't be waiting in vain.
Can you do yandere Miguel x gn reader who has sans ability? I'm talking about that reader that has sans ability. They can teleport, they can summon a gaster blaster and something else! If you don't know sans. U can search them in Google, "sans undertale ability". You can make the reader be okay with Miguel kidnapping them or something. The reader doesn't have to look like sans or anything. Ignore this if u don't take request
I kinda take requests? As of now, I don't have any clear and defined will do's and will not's (plus, I have to figure out what fandoms I can write for since I usually don't engage with the source material directly and instead watch videos and research about it), so I don't want to claim that I take requests and inadvertently upset some people. Any requests I take will have to be judged on a case-by-case basis. Though your request is fine!
Also, sorry if advance if this isn't exactly what you wanted. After writing this whole thing, I realized that the reader's powers weren't a big part of the "headcanon," but I didn't have the heart to delete all of it :')
Yandere Miguel O'Hara x G/N Sans-like!S/O
Content Warning(s): unwilling imprisonment, kidnapping, Miguel pushing his subordinates around, Miguel snapping, Google Translate Spanish, possibly OOC Miguel, cringe writing, cringe dialogue, bastardization of Sans's powers
Handy Background Info
In this situation, I'd imagine you possessing hyper-cosmic awareness (being aware of different timelines and universes beyond your own as well as what goes on in them, though your powers are stronger than Sans's in this regard 'cause I like a nigh omniscient reader), time stopping abilities (because I personally believe that Sans doesn't teleport but rather stops time), and determination construct creation powers (essentially, you can create whatever you please, such as gaster blasters, via your determination)
Everyone in your universe has the ability to construct things based on the determination they have; however, your other two abilities are unique to you due to... very, very interesting reasons ☺
(In fact, the Spider-Man of your universe utilizes his determination to create his webs)
Since it'd be such a shame to only take Sans's powers, you also possess some of his signature traits—his permanent smile, though in your case it's more out of choice rather than something you were born with, and his chill nature
"Headcanon" Territory
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You were brought back to HQ after you were accidentally sent to another universe
However, you weren't scared; you didn't even bat an eye
You simply accepted it for what it was, even the pain that came with "glitching"
But this was the first time you've ever been in this situation, which was suspicious
Naturally, you get questioned, and unnaturally, you acquiesce with the demands of (basically) your kidnappers
Miguel... doesn't know how to react to you, really
One could even say that he's annoyed by you to a degree
You're unwaveringly calm in situations you shouldn't be; though, you just claim that you're tired
Based on the Spider-Man of your universe, you have the power to resist, yet you don't
You have knowledge of his universe as well as others beyond your own (which is concerning on its own), but you don't do anything with it
Ultimately, Miguel comes to the conclusion that you must stay at HQ for a while in order to observe you
"Have they just been napping the whole time?" Jess questions as she watches your serene, sleeping form from the other side of the one-way mirror. Contrary to the purposefully nerve-inducing nature of the interrogation room, you were comfortable enough to be fall into a vulnerable state on your own volition. Many had been in that same spot you were currently in, but none have reacted like you.
"It seems so," Lyla answered. "They were even found just napping on a park bench in Earth-445761."
"And there isn't anything unusual about them outside of their apparent apathy?"
"It'd be better to list how they weren't unusual."
"How lovely..."
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II
From that point onwards, Miguel interrogates (or, more accurately, intimidates) you almost every other day
Expectedly, he doesn't get much out of you, much to his chagrin
"Anomaly, you aren't ever going to be able to return home if you don't answer honestly."
"and i am. frankly, i don't know what you find so spin-teresting about me."
"You little..."
At some point, he changes his approach since intimidating you obviously gets him nowhere
You're given your own (heavily monitored) room on HQ to stay at indefinitely
You're also not allowed to leave said room unless he supervises you
That doesn't really stop you from seemingly teleporting out of your room
You give the man gray hairs anytime you suddenly appear in the canteen or recreational area
At one point, you're in your room playing an indie role-playing game about monsters
The next, you're enjoying a good ol' hamburger and fries with the other Spider-People
And then, you appear back in your room with a purple donut and cider
"Lyla! Hurry up! What if the anomaly escaped to another universe!?"
"Give me a second! And... aha! Found them! Wait a minute..."
"What? What did you find?!"
"They're in the canteen? From the looks of it, they're just eating some fries. Eugh, with too much ketchup at that."
"Te cae?" (Are you serious?)
"See for yourself if you don't believe me. Which you should, because when have I ever lied?"
It doesn't help that he knows you can give your determination physical form, yet you never do so
For the sake of his own sanity, he chalks it up to you lacking determination
It would make sense considering your apathy
Frequently, Miguel drops by, typically around breakfast or lunch, and engages in conversation with you
However, they're mostly focused on your abilities and what life was like at home in order for you to let some info slip
Initially, your conversations are just him asking you questions; this time, in a non-threatening and genuinely interested manner
And you do tell him details of your personal life, though nothing indicates that you're part of an organization that also harnessed the power of interdimensional travel and knowledge
It's noticeable that you steer away from any emotionally heavy topics, but Miguel doesn't pry in understanding
He, himself, has let some info slip as well
As ashamed as he is to admit it, the more he talks with you, the more his fondness for you grows
Poor Miguel
The man has no one to talk to on a personal level, so whether he knows it or not, he cherishes every conversation he has with you
You don't judge him, nor do you promise things that you can't guarantee; you simply listen
It takes a while, but you eventually become his only friend and confidant
Spider Hero 2099
Content Warning(s): violence, fem!reader, death threats, bad Spanish, cringe writing, possibly OOC
Word Count: 2,098 words
Summary: As the pilot for Project Silent Sparrow, a project that would involve teleportation travel, you were excited to be a part of this new scientific breakthrough, but your husband, Miguel, is less than thrilled by the prospect of you risking your life.
Author's Note: What happens when my sleep schedule is out of wack and I get the weirdest idea to make a semi-crossover between ATSV and Big Hero 6 (the movie, not the show)? I create a sleep-deprived mess of a story. Regardless, I hope you all will enjoy it. My favorite part of this short story is the "domestic" parts of Miguel and Y/N's relationship since it's kinda cute seeing Miguel be so mushy around his wife. On another note, I have another post queue'd up to post later, so there's that.
"I still don't think you embark on this trip, mi vida," Miguel stated as he placed your large breakfast on the table. Your stomach grumbled appreciatively when you realized it was all of your favorites. Although, your hunger could wait; your worrywart husband, a trait that you found both adorable and endearing, needed some reassurance.
"I'll be fine, sweetheart," you promised with a kiss to his cheek meant to reassure him of your safety, thank him for the breakfast, and simply convey your love for him all in one. "Besides, the portal should function properly according to all of the team's calculations. Those geniuses don't let anything get past them."
Despite your words, his mouth was still downturned in a frown, though he didn't let his displeasure towards the situation stop him from pulling out your chair in order for you to sit on it.
"I just don't know why you have to be the first person to test it out."
"Always the gentleman," you chuckled as you sat down. "But who else would test it if not me? I'm the only one who stepped up."
"I just worry for you. What if you get hurt?"
"What if I don't get hurt? Miguel, asking all these 'what if's will only stress you out. I can't have you dying of a heart attack. If you want, you can still come with me to the presentation so that you can see me safe and sound in person."
Your husband hummed in thought before settling on his answer.
"Then I'll take you up on your offer."
A large smile grew on your face. Suddenly, you couldn't wait to get to the island where the portal would be.
"Wonderful! I can't wait to show you everything! If you think that what I told you was cool, then prepare to be amazed by what you actually see at the presentation. There are just some things that are best experienced in person instead of through word of mouth," you continued ranting for a few minutes while a lovestruck Miguel absorbed every word you said, absolutely bewitched by your cuteness as you enthused about Silent Sparrow.
Types of Yanderes
Disclaimer: like any other, this list is non-exhaustive, and can’t actually be used to classify characters, and is not meant to. Yanderes are diverse characters who can provide romance, horror, portrayals of mental illness, and more. This is meant to inspire imagination about psychology and fundamental drives people may neglect as possibilities; each “type” is thought of separately from the character’s sexuality or total lack thereof (including e.g. as dominant/submissive) which is independent of other acts towards the SO.
Main theme: what is intimacy/love to this yandere? What kind of extreme, unusual intimacy do they seek? All but a few are answering this.
Hoarder/Collector: this one has a stalker shrine to you. Steals (and wears) your clothes, goes through your trash and steals gross things like toothbrushes and chewed gum. Makes art with your hair and nails, makes effigies of you, loves you in effigy - maybe they’re too overwhelmed to approach directly, and cope by redirecting to inessential, removable parts. But you ever notice how your socks and hair ties seem to disappear? …Yeah.
Information Stalker: they know your schedule, your biological information. They save every picture and post you make; for a variant, maybe they even take pictures of you in your sleep. They’re endlessly interested, wanting to know everything about you as possible. You have no privacy… and if capable of telepathy to intimately invade your mind directly… they will. They know your every dark secret, but then they can love and accept you for all you are.
Possessive: this one wants the intimacy of owning you - or, at least keep you to themselves and be your “one and only” but still as a person (there is a big difference), kidnapping you and starting and cuddling you forever - or marking you as theirs with their name in your skin.
Emotional Omnivore: loving you totally means loving and cherishing every emotion and face you make - and this one will devour them all. Also called a “Sadistic” yandere, this one loves making you laugh and cry, will lick the tears from your eyes when you do, wants to make you scream in pleasure and in fear, and to love and fear them. They’ll seek revenge on and mercilessly torture everyone who’s ever hurt you (but are also jealous!) They want to make you feel absolutely anything and everything, as long as you’re overwhelmed.
Kamikaze: a possessive type: whether in a mutual relationship or as a total stranger, at some random point they suddenly kill you, one of few cases it makes sense as a yandere’s goal, not out of spite or desperation, but love. They feel fulfilled, satisfied, and see taking your life as the ultimate way of having you to themselves, committing suicide after. For whatever reason, this is worth more than a shot at living out life with you. Wanting to be together in death, when you tie the knot, it will be around your neck. (ex. Sada Abe)
Necrophilic: necrophilia (and killing the S/O) is usually situational for a yandere; typically the death is disastrous, and they’ll be delusional you’re alive. But this kind is completely content having an intimate, committed “relationship” with your corpse from the start, dressing it and taking it on dates, even. What’s sweet is sometimes they, unlike others, are truly capable of loving every part of you - each carefully stored and preserved in its own jar.
Martyr: this one is eager to be used/abused by you - to sacrifice for you, because love is suffering. Would do anything, kill for you, die for you, even if there’s no need - to lose themselves becoming an extension of you - that’s love, even if your love back isn’t the same or non-existent. Self-destructive and self-punitive, their love puts them in harm’s way, and they are the most likely to carve your name into their own skin. (ex. Misa from Death Note)
Guardian Angel: selfless and protective, this one maintains a lot of distance, showing up at key moments only to play a role in protecting you - they may hunt down and anyone who harasses you, endangers you, or puts mushrooms in your food. In extreme cases, doesn’t seek reciprocation; maybe not even giving away their feelings or motives. They may seem emotionless, detached from impulse and vulnerability - the love in their heart is protected with a thousand shells of their control, just like you.
Fanatical: this stalker loves/worships you and views you as literally a messianic figure or god, following you no matter where you move, sending you long love manifestos about their unhealthily idealized version of you. But they orbit at a fixed, impersonal distance, maintaining their image of you, “unworthy” to be with you; they worship you literally, but since you’re “sacred,” they wouldn’t even contemplate thinking of you sexually. In the end, if maybe flattering, idolization isn’t so different from objectification, as you put objects on pedestals too.
Sanguine/Fluid: for this yandere, sexuality/romance literally is fluid, especially blood: for the intimacy, they’ll put theirs in your food (or other fluids, like Anna from Shimoneta), consume and inject any of yours - or share each others’ blood in a smoothie you drink with two straws like the cheesy romantic trope, making blood pacts and wearing vials of each others’ blood on your necks.
Mutilating: a more extreme version craves the intimacy of owning or consuming permanent (and non-fluid) parts of you (like your teeth) and/or the opposite - a van Gogh type giving you their ear. Doesn’t consume all of you, or at least, they cut or eat you piece-by-piece. More mutually, it may be about marking each other’s skin with your names… or stitching your skins together, which would be pretty intimate.
Visceral: things like “I want to crawl inside your skin” are sometimes literal desires for romantic gore - whether touching your insides with their outsides (hands), or your touching their insides. It can be sadomasochistic… but for the most distinctly yandere type, it’s not at all: it’s extremely romantic. They want to feel all your internal organs with all their internal organs - twice as intimate - intertwining through gaping wounds, kissing and cuddling further inside each other than you could ever be. Equal, soft, and bizarrely vanilla, it can be more horrific than sadism if they’re really disturbed: they skin you, kiss your heart and organs, open themselves in a psychotic trance, not even registering your screams or the pain. The only thing on their mind is their innocent, intense love and desire in the moment to get as close to you as possible.
Projecting: lovers are supposed to share everything, including feelings of pleasure - and pain - and that means hurting you to make you feel theirs when they’re in pain themselves. It’s normal to want feelings like love to be reciprocated, so why not everything else?
Apollonian/Creative: cerebral and un-physical, this one sublimates their love for you into art like poetry and paintings (maybe even using paint, not blood). As the most beautiful thing to them, you are their muse to create and destroy, no, delete. This one thinks about the concept of love, a perfectionist and idealist; intimacy to them is mutuality, symmetry, and on a meta level, sharing the concept of love itself. If theirs can’t map onto or relate to yours (say, because they’re an AI), it’s the ultimate tragedy. If they break up with you or self-destruct, this self-destruction will also be their most sublime act of artistic creation. (ex. Monika and maybe EPICAC)
Self-less: the kind who says “mold me into the image of your perfect lover,” and seems to know your ideal personality and appearance. Superficially and sometimes actually “submissive,” but they may do the “molding” autonomously without your input - so they’re more suited and deserving of you than anyone else - and includes if the personality you like is actually “dominant.” Often feeling they lack a real self or identity, as a patchwork of things based on others, they try to reshape into whatever, they think, you’ll love the most.
Sculptor/Idealist: does a yandere love you or the idea of you? This one knows they love an idea of you, of your “potential” they see, and will actively brainwash and condition you to carve you into their perfect ideal - merely using you to reach their true lover. A very “dominant” type. (ex. Yukako from Jojo)
Imitative: out of love, this one wants to literally become you, copying your mannerisms and clothing like socks and underwear, even making replicas of hard-to-find items in your wardrobe. “Becoming” you is romantic/sexual for some; for others they idolize you to fill some void in their identity. (ex. Himiko Toga, Sumire from HSL, maybe starfan13 from Star vs.)
Types of Yandere
So I just thought I would do this quickly because I realise that for my long posts I’m going to be talking about Yandere types.
Clingy:
This Yandere type is too emotionally dependent on their Darling. They’re emotionally fragile; requiring constant attention and support. They’re the type to constantly phone and text their Darling, and they can feel overwhelmed if the subject of their clinginess isn’t around. They work to insert themselves into their beloved’s personal life and become very angry when their Darling is not available to them. Their smothering is draining.
Obsessive:
This Yandere type is fixated; their Darling is the only thing on their mind, and it’s taking over. The obsessive Yandere is a prisoner to their own thoughts. Their obsession leads to poor eating, sleeping habits and withdrawal from society. They’re the type to spend so much time fantasising about the relationship they could have and how it might evolve: that first meeting, a rescue scenario, being the one person their Darling trusts with their most intimate secrets, an instant bond and connection, sexual fantasies, etc. This is typically the type stalkers fall into.
Possessive:
This Yandere type needs to own and dominate their Darling. They become aggressive if their ownership is threatened and grow angry if their Darling makes independent decisions. They want the Darling utterly dependent on them and they will remove all of their safety nets to do so: friends and family members who support them, financial assets and savings, much-needed resources, etc.
Manipulative:
This Yandere type will exercise unscrupulous control and influence over their Darling. This is the type of Yandere were their relationship with their Darling will appear normal. If their Darling is already in a relationship, they will use a position of trust to create wedges between in that relationship. And once they are together, the Yandere will do everything to stop them from leaving, from encouraging co-dependence to using their Darling’s secrets and weaknesses against them
Overprotective:
This Yandere type is inclined to safeguard, shield, or carefully supervise their Darling to an obsessive degree. They never leave their Darling alone, and they don’t know how to balance their concern with respect for their Darling’s independence and freedom. They believe they’re acting in their beloved’s best interest, but they come across as overbearing, bossy, or controlling.
Sadistic:
This Yandere type will intentionally cause suffering by bringing about emotional or physical harm to their Darling and will derive pleasure from doing so. They’re the type to spreading rumours and lies about their Darling to isolate them. Or let their Darling escape only to dash their hopes by re-capturing them. They’re fascinated with the physical, mental, and emotional limitations of their Darling and how to reach them. They just want to watch their beloved squirm under their control.
Delusional:
This Yandere type holds the belief or impressions that their Darling already loves them, which is typically contradicted by reality. They take their Darling’s actions the wrong way; if they do something out of kindness, the Yandere will think it’s out of love. If their Darling says they don’t love the Yandere, they’ll think it’s all lies, or they’re Darling is just shy. Their love distorts the reality they perceive.
Self-indulgent:
This Yandere type wants to be worship by their Darling. They’re selfish, satisfying their own desires and whims without restraint. They act according to what they want rather than thinking of what’s best for themselves or others. They want their Darling to pamper them and often express impatience when gratification is delayed. They have a “me first” attitude and become disgruntled when having to do something that isn’t on their agenda.
Impulsive:
This Yandere type acts on desires, whims, or inclination without forethought, which makes them one of the more dangerous ones. They act in response to their emotions and don’t always think about how their actions can affect others. They are also prone to erratic mood changes, overreacting, outbursts, kidnapping, murder and the list goes on. A positive side would be their transparency; they tend not to think before thinking, so they tend to be honest.
(I can’t help but find this type kinda funny because they become legitimately shocked when faced with an undesirable result. Like, their Darling is scared because they been kidnapped and the Yandere is surprised Pikachu face.)

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Yandere Red Guy with Council!Reader
Author's Note: You know that once scene where the lamp goes into this weird talk about the Council? I just wondered how Red Guy would react if his darling was a part of said Council.
Content Warning(s): implied kidnapping, murder
Red would've met you when you personally handed him a pound
Fell in love with you at first sight
Does anything to meet you again
Attempts to follow his "role" to the best of his ability while also entertaining the Council
And he will definitely force the other two to follow their "roles" too
If they refuse to follow his orders, he'll just kill them since he knows that they'll return
Willing to do anything to have you visit him again
Even enables the teachers' behavior to get some potential brownie points from the Council
The moment you come back again to reward him, he'll stall for time so that you don't leave him
Purposefully goes against the "script" if you don't reward him personally for long periods of time
Although he was satisfied with seeing you every once in a while, he will start to want more
So he will hatch a plan to keep you with him forever
No matter what threats you throw at him, he'll refuse to let you go
"Once I get back home, I will make sure that your life becomes a living hell!"
"Then I just have to make sure you don't get back home, right? You have a weird way of saying that you want to stay with me, love."
With you by his side, all the teachers won't hurt a yarn-like hair on his head
They will bargain to get you back, though their efforts are in vain since he never wants you to leave him
Only lets you go home if you bring him with you
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Yandere Maruki Takuto Headcanons
Author's Note: What can I say? I simp for the clumsy man with the messiah complex. (Actually, I just simp for a good amount of the Confidant cast because you cannot tell me that Ryuji, Akechi, Haru, Joker, Yusuke, and Iwai wouldn't treat their loved one right. Do I have a problem? Maybe.)
Content Warning(s): Mentions of psychological manipulation, possible OOC Maruki
Regardless of how you met him, Maruki will always cherish you
Rain or shine, you can guarantee that he will do everything in his power to make you as happy as you make him—which is an amount that cannot possibly be quantified due to the fact that you make him so extraordinarily and immensely joyous
(And when I mean everything in his power, I truly mean everything in his power, but I’ll address that point later)
Even if the two of you are polar opposites, he will try his best to make you smile in his own way
I’d like to imagine that he’s a hopeless romantic too
While his career field usually makes one more practical and pragmatic, Dr. Maruki still holds onto the dream of being able to share an idealized romance with someone
Because of this, he’ll often write letters and poems professing his love for you, even though you two might already be in a relationship
Romantic dinners are a frequent occurrence, and they’ll either be at a place that is very expensive, significant to the two of you, or well-known for serving your favorite type of food
Just imagine that you want fried chicken, and he takes you out for some gourmet place that serves the best fried chicken you ever had in your life
Obviously, he always pays the bill
In fact, you never get to see the final price of the meal because he refuses to let you see the bill in the first place
Don’t worry though! He doesn’t mind the price
Seeing your face light up in delight makes the cost of the food completely worth it
There’s only one problem: he likes keeping all of this a secret from you in order to surprise you, but his clumsy disposition often results in you finding out anyway
In a perfect world, you would wake up to an eloquent letter—filled with nothing but compliments and thanks—right beside your pillow; though in actuality, Maruki trips on air and faceplants onto the ground with his letter in hand, waking you up immediately and spoiling the surprise
(In that situation, he prepares an amazing breakfast as an apology despite any protests from you that he doesn’t have to apologize)
When it comes to comforting you (and, if needed, providing advice), Maruki never fails to make to feel better as he’ll go out of his way to make the space comfortable for you before sitting next to you and listening to whatever is troubling you
If you prefer him to comfort you physically, he’ll give you all the hugs and cuddles you want until you feel better
Unless he has to deal with something extremely important, his time will be entirely dedicated to you and reducing your sorrow
(Although, it’d be important to note that advice he will provide might be a bit biased)
On another note, you can bet that he will always have your favorite snacks and candy on hand
But, don't think that Maruki is a complete softie
However, I can't blame you if you do think that way since he only shows you his more vulnerable and affectionate side
For all of the man's clumsiness, he is still capable of perfectly executing a malicious scheme
This is mainly done through psychological and emotional manipulation
(As one, the doctor literally studied the mind, and two, he is aware that he doesn't pose that much of a physical threat)
Any potential romantic rivals are driven away, believing that their flaws make them worthless individuals that burdens others
Your friends/family that don't like him become ostracized as he makes them out to be overly critical people who has it out for him for no apparent reason
And after all of this manipulation, he is still seen as the perfect boyfriend, or husband (。ᐤヮᐤ 。), that is head over heels in love with you
(Okay, so the last part is true, but not the first part)
Unless he wants you to know of his schemes, you are most likely none the wiser to his wicked ways!
Once his Persona fully awakens and he takes control of reality, Maruki will make the world your paradise, even if it's at the expense of other people
(I did say he'd do everything in his power to make you happy)
You wish that you didn't have to work a day in your life? Suddenly, you are a billionaire as some mysterious benefactor chose you as the lucky person to receive all of his money!
You really miss a deceased loved one or a pet? They never passed away, silly!
You want someone gone? Who are you talking about? No one even remembers they existed in the first place.
(He decided that simply removing them from reality was the best possible method of getting rid of them without causing emotional suffering onto those who don't deserve it)
"I love you so, so, so much, sweetheart. You're my entire world, just as I am yours."
Yandere Miguel O'Hara with Shadow Wizard!S/O
Author's Note: I spent hours pondering how to make this work, but I came up with nothing that would make sense in terms of the movie. Thus, my rationale is that, if the multiverse details every single possibility and change, then magic has to exist in one of them, right? (Please just let me have this :']) Also, this headcanon is most likely the darkest one I've made so far. With great power comes great suffering, it seems.
Content Warning(s): kidnapping, confinement, mentioned drugging, exploitation, stalking, Google translate Spanish, extremely bad writing
At first, Miguel would try to find a way to use your magic to benefit him while determining your specialties and limits
Of course, those a part of the Shadow Wizard Money Gang Secret Society (SWSS) have to be exceptionally good at magic, so you're no exception
(Although, the society exclusively practices conjuration, transmutation, and necromancy magic because I don't see a Shadow Wizard society practicing things like divination or abjuration)
At the very least, if you refuse to use your magic to serve someone who is lesser than you, you'll just have to conjure random items that Spider-People need, such as a screwdriver or stepping stool
At most, if you're willing to be under Miguel's orders, you will be a semi-member of the Spider-Society, so you'll be brought on missions to aid in maintaining the order of the multiverse
On the off chance that Miguel has free time, he'll demand you see him so that he can witness you utilize your magic
Your universe's Spider-Man, if he is a part of Miguel's society, is internally cursing the entirety of the SWSS for causing him trouble outside of his universe
"Do you guys have to cause chaos in every location you're in?" Spider-Mage complained as he followed you around. As your universe's original Spider-Man, he was tasked to monitor you while you get comfortable at headquarters, though the two of you hated the idea of being in the other's presence.
"And do you have to be a wet carpet in every location you're in?" You quipped. "Spirits forbid you cast a minor transmutation spell! You might just upset the very order of magic with that one."
"I fail to see how using a shrinking spell to make Webslinger think his horse went missing is a 'minor transmutation spell,' but please enlighten me."
"I can't enlighten a fool who thinks size reduction is anything more than a minor spell. Inherent ineptitude isn't something that can be fixed immediately."
"Why you..."
Yandere Red Guy Headcanons
Content Warning(s): None? Other than pretty cringe writing tbh
Author's Note: Stumbled upon DHMIS once more and wanted to write something about my favorite character! I considered making some NSFW headcanons, but I don't know how that would work? I mean, a couple of Google searches suggested a few ideas, but I also can't write smut for the life of me, no matter how hard I try. Anyways, please don't die from the cringe that is me trying to write Red Guy in a not OOC way.
Red Guy, whom I'll just call Red because it's easier, is very protective of you and is willing to sacrifice Yellow Guy and Duck to ensure that you're safe
During lessons, he'll try his best to get the teacher's attention if it looks like they're going to focus on you
Red will also attempt to put you in the best possible position during these lessons along with him (think of Red in the Jobs episode)
You become another reason for him to escape this hellish world he's found himself in; he wants to get out with you and live a happy life together
Goes berserk if you get hurt—purposefully disrupts lessons, attempts to hurt the teachers, yells at Yellow Guy and Duck
After each lesson, he'll comfort you to the best of his ability and does whatever he can to make you happy, even if it pushes him out of his comfort zone
(For instance, though he would most likely never tell you, he dislikes it when Yellow Guy interrupts your private time together, but if being with him helps you smile, then he'll bear the jealousy, for you)
Speaking of, Red gets jealous really easily
You're the best thing that ever happened to him, so he can't let you go
Whenever he's jealous, he simply becomes more passive-aggressive and tends to murmur his displeasure under his breath
Isn't usually violent though, key word being "usually"
Should he be pushed to his limits, Red is fully capable of physically taking out his frustrations on someone whom he perceives as a rival or enemy
His love language? Quality time together and acts of service
He'd like to flirt with you, but it never comes out right
"Hey, you know, you look a lot like a..."
"Like a what?"
"Thing that... shines and... dazzles..."
"A jewel?"
"Well, no, jewels aren't... you're more..."
"It's okay. I understand what you're trying to say! Personally, I think you're dazzling and charming as well! Oh, it seems Yellow wants me to come over. See you, Red!"
"No... that didn't come out right. Ugh..."
He would also like to hold hands outside of doing so to destress, but he doesn't know if you guys are close enough to do that
(Hand holding is a big deal, you know)
Whenever he's with you, he feels... safe and secure
As long as you're right beside him, he rarely loses his temper since he just squeezes your hand to calm himself down
In a world that seems to drain his sanity with each passing lesson, you're the only one providing him that stability that allows him to endeavor for a better future with his rationality still intact

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Yandere Picrew Session #1: That ONE Best Friend (Platonic)
Artist: ✦絢瀬
Author's Note: I had an idea about a friend that always hooks you up with yanderes, and I wanted to use Picrew. Then I thought, Why don't I make this a series thingy where I just make yanderes when I'm bored? Regardless, it was fun making this character's profile(?)! Tell me what you guys think!
Content Warning(s): Mentioned killing
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Gender: Genderqueer Pronouns: They/Them Orientation: Demiromantic & Asexual Likes: Fairy tales, chocolate, magazines Dislikes: Cheaters, pick up artists, cherries Hobbies: Matchmaking, networking, dying their hair different colors Favorite Song: "Love You A Love Song" by Selena Gomez, prefers if it's slowed down Favorite Color: Misty Rose - #FFE4E1 MBTI: ENTP Extra: Keeps detailed dossiers of every client and organizes them by "types" (i.e puppy dog, edgelord, knight, legit professor, etc.)
Henry Barrow Headcanons
Watched a playthrough of Killer Frequency today, and my goofy brain thought how Henry would be like in a relationship with you. Now, I know that the guy never speaks and we barely know anything about him, but to be honest, that has never stopped anyone! So, I hope you enjoy my HC of our secretive silent slasher :))))
TW: murder, kidnapping, Henry being slightly yandere
General:
He's definitely a real sweetheart and would definitely go out of his way to make you happy, though you'd probably have to make sure he doesn't endanger himself in the process
Will do anything to make you happy, and I mean that quite literally
You could do no wrong in his eyes
Rationalizes, justifies, and defends anything you do, even if your actions hurt him
If you manage to build a strong enough relationship, he would totally betray his mother if her desires conflict with yours
Obviously, he's a man of few words, only talking when it is necessary
Tends to whistle out of habit (because I believe that Marie had to have trained him into the role as The Whistling Man)
Likes taking you with him on strolls through Gallows Creek, don't ask me why it's just a feeling
Doesn't know where (or how) to take you out to dinner, so he just takes you to Ponty's Pizza because he heard, through The Scream, that it had amazing pizza "to die for"
If you're on a date, he'll take you out to places he was taught to be familiar with, such as the Maize Maze and Whistling Point, since all he ever learned was related to avenging his late father
Generally submissive and will attempt to mold himself into the perfect boyfriend for you
However, don't think he's entirely docile
Unless specifically stated to not do so, he will eliminate anyone who interferes with his relationship with you
Basically, he'll do whatever you say, but anything outside of that is free reign for him to do whatever he pleases
During Murder Spree:
Once it begins, he'd try to protect you from his mother's plan by scaring you into leaving Gallows Creek
If there was anyone that bothered you or tried to take you from him, they're most certainly going to die that night, Marie's plan be damned
Will tune into The Scream if you happen to be a caller, to hear your voice and also to know your current status
His feelings will be hurt if you help Forrest and Peggy, but he knows that you're just scared and confused
(Plus, he plans on dealing with his wounded emotions in a very healthy, mature, and normal way by murdering the two)
Should you be closely associated with a target, he will knock you out and hide you somewhere safe until he's able to convince his mother to spare you
You definitely serve as a motivation for him to not get caught by the police