Random Internet Person

"woke mind virus" my ass, if opening your eyes and, having just the slightest touch of empath for other humans is a so called "virus". Lest all get together, and have a super spreader event!

They call empathy a sin, now what the fuck has the world come too...

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

what the fuck is this newspaper

programming a jrpg with mostly normal stats but one of them is bladder capacity and the best items in the game for boosting your magic damage and agility all lower it

the enemies mock you when you finally do pee your pants also

Death by a thousand $10 purchases

I do not understand it, but I love it!

@intramomnition

i think one of these days mr beast is going to snap and go missing for a year. and they’re going to find him butt ass naked on the highway at 3:56 pm reciting video scripts to himself and then never be seen again and people will debate if it was real or not for decades

he will be found with his Little Beast out muttering to himself about dropping trains into holes and ten years later a man with sunken eyes and a dead expression who looks suspiciously like former World Influencer Mr beast will enter a bar in nowheresville, pennsylvania, and order a rye and coke. and a former gen alpha brain rot kid will look at him and go. “are you mr beast.” and the man will grimace a little. but he’ll go “no”. and he downs his drink in one go and spends the next 4 hours staring into the wood on the counter

everyone tried to curse of 10k notes this. unsuccessfully. sad!

Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

So this was actually the sound of my car getting stolen

Don't know how the screens would stop teenagers, as you can just kinda push them up form the out side? There is no handle, but, you can still push them up; it's just a bit finicky.