RAMBLING TRIP TO NOWHERE

Toshiko was delighted with her ‘Get Well’ card. Owen had knocked up a design based on the MonstaQuest pack, with her picture square and centre. The monster type was ‘Genius,’ and she had high scores for all the attributes: ‘Intelligence,’ ‘Imagination,’ ‘Bravery.’      ….'You’re making a fuss about nothing, anyway,’ she said…'You should have seen what happened to Jack.’      'Get Well Soon cards are wasted on Jack,’ noted Owen.      'Perhaps we should get him a Get Well Slowly card,’ Ianto said…'He might take a bit of time off.’

There’re many kinds of heroism. And Ianto Jones, I like yours.

God, I’m such a bastard.

‘We can tell that you’re literally invisible in the optical spectrum,’ noted Toshiko….      'In A&E, I’d probably send you back to your GP…’ [Owen] stifled a laugh. 'Except he probably wouldn’t be able to see you for ages.’      Ianto’s exasperated groan filled the room. …. 'I’ll see you in the Boardroom,’ snapped Ianto. 'Even if you won’t see me.’

Had a butler once.