Nerdster 47

“The Twelve Doctors Play DDR”, a sequel to this comic with Susan and this other comic with One.

Yo. Has anyone seen this?

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I think that if Aziraphale actually wanted a car he was in to move it would, and it would go where he needed it to go at the speed he wanted it to go. 

- *sidles up* Hello friend! Can I interest you in some…

~*~*~*~Big Finish Audio Dramas?~*~*~*~

“But Hannah, what are Big Finish audio dramas?”

- I’m glad you asked! Big Finish is a company that specializes in audiobooks and full-cast audio plays. They make stories for all kinds of stuff like Dark Shadows, Blake’s 7, Pathfinder, The Avengers (UK), and more, but they’re best known for Doctor Who! They’ve been keeping the Classic Series alive in its own way by reuniting the old casts for brand new adventures through time and space!

“That sounds cool! But where do I start?”

- Another excellent question! Big Finish’s epic Whoniverse catalog is a bit of a mixed blessing. On one hand, the sheer quantity of stories is bound to be a bit daunting to newcomers. But on the other hand, there’s so much to choose from that there’s something for everyone! Also, the earliest Main Range stories are on a permanent price reduction, so you can get dozens of great stories for the low low price of just 2.99 each! So, what are you in the mood for?

“I want to check out an underrated Doctor!”

- Great! Here, start with Storm Warning and go on some adventures with Paul McGann in his triumphant return as the Eighth Doctor!

“I want to know more about the Doctor’s old friends!”

- Then it sounds like the Companion Chronicles are just for you!

“I want to meet some new companions!”

- Looks like you’re on the right path with Storm Warning and the excellent Charley Pollard, but also take a look at The Marian Conspiracy and the inimitable Evelyn Smythe, or even The Eye of the Scorpion and the fantastic Erimem if you like historical AND diverse characters!

“I want to cry my eyes out!”

- You have come to the right place, friend. The Holy Terror will do you good to start, as will Spare Parts, Project: Lazarus, Arrangements for War, Jubilee…

“I want a good old-fashioned comedy!”

- Well, if you like self-parody, The One Doctor is where it’s at! And there’s also Bang-Bang-a-Boom! for all you Star Trek and Eurovision fans.

“I like Could Have Been’s!”

- That could go one of two ways. If you’re looking for TV stories that could have been made but weren’t, there’s The Lost Stories! If you’re looking for What If’s, you’ll want to check out Unbound!

“I want a long-running spin-off starring the supporting duo of an old Fourth Doctor serial!”

- Jago and Litefoot. There is so much Jago and Litefoot.

“I want to explore the universe beyond the Doctor! Preferably with some cool female characters!”

- Ah, then I’ll bet you’d enjoy adventuring with Bernice Summerfield or Iris Wildthyme or hanging out with Romana and Leela in Gallifrey!

“I’m a New Who fan and I don’t know anything about the Classic series, and I’ve never listened to audio plays before. Help?”

- Friend, your timing couldn’t be better. As it happens, some very exciting developments are happening over at Big Finish at the moment, since they recently got the license to work with New Who material and that means if your wallet wasn’t suffering already it will be now a boatload of cool new stuff! There’s a bunch of things yet to be released, like the amazing Tenth Doctor Box Set (YES FRIEND YOU HEARD ME RIGHT DAVID TENNANT AND CATHERINE TATE ARE REPRISING THEIR ROLES AS TEN AND DONNA AND THAT IS AMAZING) and Classic Doctors New Monsters, but right now you can dive right in with The Diary of River Song or The War Doctor or UNIT: Extinction (with Kate Stewart and Osgood!) or even Torchwood!

“Wow, thanks! At this rate, I’ll survive this hiatus like nothing!”

- My pleasure!

“Wait, where did all my money go?”

- Exactly.

- *sidles up* Hello friend! Can I interest you in some…

~*~*~*~Big Finish Audio Dramas?~*~*~*~

“But Hannah, what are Big Finish audio dramas?”

- I’m glad you asked! Big Finish is a company that specializes in audiobooks and full-cast audio plays. They make stories for all kinds of stuff like Dark Shadows, Blake’s 7, Pathfinder, The Avengers (UK), and more, but they’re best known for Doctor Who! They’ve been keeping the Classic Series alive in its own way by reuniting the old casts for brand new adventures through time and space!

“That sounds cool! But where do I start?”

- Another excellent question! Big Finish’s epic Whoniverse catalog is a bit of a mixed blessing. On one hand, the sheer quantity of stories is bound to be a bit daunting to newcomers. But on the other hand, there’s so much to choose from that there’s something for everyone! Also, the earliest Main Range stories are on a permanent price reduction, so you can get dozens of great stories for the low low price of just 2.99 each! So, what are you in the mood for?

“I want to check out an underrated Doctor!”

- Great! Here, start with Storm Warning and go on some adventures with Paul McGann in his triumphant return as the Eighth Doctor!

“I want to know more about the Doctor’s old friends!”

- Then it sounds like the Companion Chronicles are just for you!

“I want to meet some new companions!”

- Looks like you’re on the right path with Storm Warning and the excellent Charley Pollard, but also take a look at The Marian Conspiracy and the inimitable Evelyn Smythe, or even The Eye of the Scorpion and the fantastic Erimem if you like historical AND diverse characters!

“I want to cry my eyes out!”

- You have come to the right place, friend. The Holy Terror will do you good to start, as will Spare Parts, Project: Lazarus, Arrangements for War, Jubilee…

“I want a good old-fashioned comedy!”

- Well, if you like self-parody, The One Doctor is where it’s at! And there’s also Bang-Bang-a-Boom! for all you Star Trek and Eurovision fans.

“I like Could Have Been’s!”

- That could go one of two ways. If you’re looking for TV stories that could have been made but weren’t, there’s The Lost Stories! If you’re looking for What If’s, you’ll want to check out Unbound!

“I want a long-running spin-off starring the supporting duo of an old Fourth Doctor serial!”

- Jago and Litefoot. There is so much Jago and Litefoot.

“I want to explore the universe beyond the Doctor! Preferably with some cool female characters!”

- Ah, then I’ll bet you’d enjoy adventuring with Bernice Summerfield or Iris Wildthyme or hanging out with Romana and Leela in Gallifrey!

“I’m a New Who fan and I don’t know anything about the Classic series, and I’ve never listened to audio plays before. Help?”

- Friend, your timing couldn’t be better. As it happens, some very exciting developments are happening over at Big Finish at the moment, since they recently got the license to work with New Who material and that means if your wallet wasn’t suffering already it will be now a boatload of cool new stuff! There’s a bunch of things yet to be released, like the amazing Tenth Doctor Box Set (YES FRIEND YOU HEARD ME RIGHT DAVID TENNANT AND CATHERINE TATE ARE REPRISING THEIR ROLES AS TEN AND DONNA AND THAT IS AMAZING) and Classic Doctors New Monsters, but right now you can dive right in with The Diary of River Song or The War Doctor or UNIT: Extinction (with Kate Stewart and Osgood!) or even Torchwood!

“Wow, thanks! At this rate, I’ll survive this hiatus like nothing!”

- My pleasure!

“Wait, where did all my money go?”

- Exactly.

What this means is, that ever single one of the following

Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)

Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)

Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)

Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)

Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)

Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)

TRUE!!

it’s the first word i teach people actually because it confuses them.

On the one hand, gay men and lesbians should not have to date trans people for wokeness points.

On the other hand, I wouldn’t prioritize someone’s feeling attracted to me or not over my own survival from having sex dysphoria. Because I honestly stopped caring about feeling validated by other people wanting to bone me, or forcing them to in order to validate myself.

2. no one claimed women were naturally ‘submissive and meek’. That’s a strawman. 

they discuss every thing you have just said. They discuss the hardwiring in toddlers, people who HAVEN’T been socialized. The fact that TRANS PEOPLE, aka people with the OPPOSITE. SOCIALIZATION. Having a brain that resembles their ideal gender as opposed to their biological one.

Also the twin experiment backfired because surprise surprise!! Female socialization is horrible and not even biological females want anything to do with it