Smile, or go to jail...

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

Do not cite the deep magics to me, witch. I was there when it was written.

that clip of the blues clues guy saying during the process of being hired to be on the show the kids were shown a "conventionally attractive" guys clip and his clip to some kids and they enjoyed him bc he looked like someone who would actually need help is how i feel about the main guy from that show the bear

WHERE is that poem about that person learning all about their partners hyperfixation before getting dumped the last line is like "love is a stack of books on my nightstand with a bookmark near the end" I need it to feel whole help me please

how am I supposed to stay sane after reading this smh

i haaaate when iris by the goo goo dolls comes in when i’m in a store how am i supposed to act normal when you can’t fight the tears that ain’t comin or the moment of truth in your lies when everything feels like the movies yeah you bleed just to know you’re alive

#every single lynda carter post that comes across my dash is a DELIGHT#meanwhile i have not seen a single post from ryan reynolds#this tells me that the Tumblr Peer Review system is still functioning at optimal levels#absolutely delighted by this#i can’t say i condone milf wrongs and then tell lynda carter to get off tumblr okay (via @racethewind10)

can everyone reblog with the interest of theirs that was the most intense or continued for the longest because i’m so curious

anybody else a fan of these rlly niche oneshot fics that r simultaneously a little moody and angsty while being exceptionally tender and sexy. they’re always like 20k words and absolutely nothing happens plot wise except feelings stuff. and they always have a title (like this)

Gotta say, never unfollowing all those long abandoned Tumblr accounts is really suddenly starting to pay off.

midnights this or that: lavender haze or maroon? question or mastermind? the great war or paris? anti-hero or bejeweled? snow on the beach or you're on your own kid? high infidelity or would've could've should've? midnight rain or labyrinth? vigilante shit or karma? bigger than the whole sky or sweet nothing? dear reader or glitch?