Jester

Jesus Christ I have JUST realized that women use FTM to mean full time mom on the app I use to find recipes. I was like WHY ARE SO MANY TRANS PEOPLE MAKING MEDIOCRE PASTA DISHES!?

breakup songs are so lame now sorry i feel like every charting breakup song you hear these days is like waah you left me but whatever you sucked anyway and im way too hot for you and too cool. why cant anyone be miserable anymore. no more im killing myself because you left music on the radios?!?!

tortured poets department is right there

it's not good sorry

Damn they were all about the glitter 30 years ago huh?

30?

they should make games 8 gb again

okay. which of you motherfuckers taught my vile little homunculus how to put on eyeliner

it is fucking serving.

HELP???

This is probably the best picture I’ve ever seen.

I joke about being mean and evil but then people are Actually just genuinely shitty and I’m like. Doesn’t it make you feel bad when you act like that

Just want everyone to know when I say ‘evil’ I really just mean “villainous and campy like a cartoon antagonist”

I want to be a D-tier Bond villain, not an asshole

dr doofenshmirtz is my idol and goal for evil