DUANE

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you

jesus, this is spot on

This is my fucking favourite

ra ra rasputin russia’s smollest uwu bean

this post snuck up behind me and stole my spinal cord like sub-zero

No it isn’t.

stage one: denial

Reality isn’t denial lmfao.

stage two: anger

You’re the angry little bitch here.

still in stage two

Aww, the little toddler can only count to 2!

You’re still in stage two

So like are you gonna ever get onto an actual point or are you just gonna keep repeating yourself because you have none?

stage 3: bargaining

let’s be the generation that lets cursive die out

Over my dead body

let it go. no one can read your sloppy squiggles

remember we are Sky High fans first and people second

My Pirates water is almost completely gone, down to about ¼ of the bottle :/

stop drinking the pirate water

Sorry it’s good and it heals me

i think about this post on an almost daily basis and its so surreal to me that it doesnt even have 400 fuckin notes

i like it

The next time I see one of those “millenials will be photographing the end of the world” posts I’m gonna scream because let me tell you, I just went through a natural disaster and Snapchat literally saved people’s lives. Thanks to snapchat I knew exactly what roads were flooded, what stores were open, what my HOUSE looked like (since I wasn’t there), and which shelters I could go to. People were snapping/tweeting asking to be rescued and THEY WERE. I didn’t get my news from the tv, I saw it in real time on social media and I will never not be grateful for that.

im so tired of this life. i want to be a roomba. i want knives taped to me. and i want to be set loose.