hello!

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

my mom told me this story tonight about my grandfather. she said when he was a little boy he was afraid robbers would break into his house in the middle of the night and try to abduct him out of his bed. he thought that they would be able to feel that he was the shape of a little boy under the covers and know to grab him. so he would try to fall asleep in the shape of a letter of the alphabet. so that they would feel for him and be like "oh it's just the letter R, not a kidnappable child"

everyone get earnest and verbose in the club

& btw fruit Flies literally spawn spontaneously

you look at a fruit fly and tell me it's ever been anywhere else