Griffin, DMing Balance: okay so you guys are heroes sacrificing your own comfort and safety to defend the multiverse from a planet-devouring lovecraftian horror
The boys, instantly: actually we are murderers who place very little value on life. We will save the universe but we are also going to push this guy off a cliff to save spell slots and play keep-away with this child's posessions. And Travis is going to rip the arms off so many robots.
Justin, DMing Steeplechase: okay so you guys are bad people who do bad things. Criminals who do whatever it takes to get rich.
The boys: actually we are only petty theives and are deeply moral people who draw the line at killing and refuse to fight children. Clint is going to have a character arc around the nature of personhood and Griffin is going to adopt this kid.
