it was a pleasure to burn

the sexiest thing abt me ? i love soup

THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE

That sounds like a good way to get shot

lol what are you, a gun cuck? can’t kill a man with your own hands?

this is my FAVORITE post please write “what are you, a gun cuck?” on my tombstone

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

OK but gay country music would go so hard though. Ladies singing about the girl in cut offs sitting next to them in their truck, dudes singing about showing off for the farmers son, bi people singing about how the county fair is hot but it ain’t cause of the heat. 90% of country music could be fixed if we removed the heteronormativity

The other 10% of country music is fine just the way it is cause that’s the 10% that’s women singing about killing their abusive husbands.