hey are y’all just straight lying about taz becoming heart-breakingly emotional? cause i’m like 20 episodes in and merle just dirty talked a plant

nevermind i don’t remember what happiness is

Get you a podcast that can do both.

me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten

Fucked up that if you make a minor social blunder you can't ask the person if they hate you forever now because that within itself is another social blunder

houghhhhhh tres horny boys all being so lost and adrift in life after their supposed happy endings (that they didn't even know were supposed to be hand-crafted happy endings for heroism they didn't remember) all collapsed beneath them, leaving each of them wandering on their own for years with no community or stability until. they all found each other. and they didn't even know they were finding each other again, but they FOUND each other, and got to be a fucking family again... tres horny boys i will never be over you

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.

My hope for whoever is reading this is that your life starts making sense and coming together. I hope the good days are right around the corner for you.

Hand soap and moisturizer locked in an epic winter-long battle over the desertification of the hands.