Let's get that Grist!

my pronouns are I/me/my. dont talk about me without talking about yourself. I am you

writers, instead of asking ai for help, you can always use your childhood trauma and repressed issues to help you with that fic

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

And don’t underestimate the power of a classic keyboardsmash.

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

Bro let me get a hit of that dandelion

It’s Wet Weasel Wednesday!!!!

got a good thing going where these bandits give me a half share of whatever loot they pull from adventurers i send their way & the best part is i don't even need to lie or anything since every hero is born with the unshakeable belief in their ability to win a fight against ten guys at once. just gotta say "we've got bandit trouble in the west, let me mark it on your map" and a week later i get $15 from Wulfric the Hound on cashapp