Let's get that Grist!

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

-playstation successor named plastation 2 -xbox comes out as a competitor to ps2 -ps2 successor naturally named playstation 3 -not wanting to look like they're a step behind, xbox names its successor xbox 360 -stuck in a nominative dead end, each successive xbox iteration becomes more and more confusing until it dies

I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.

you gotta have freaks and gross weirdos in your life it’s imperative to understanding the truth of humanity

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

I need a "girl who's gonna be okay" moment bad

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

happy pride to them

sometimes i will be having such a good time that The Fog

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀