⟢ B or Bee | older than Google | queer and married | she/they | terfs and radfems fuck off forever | multifandom nonsense | all works are mature/18+ | warnings specified in fics ⟢
If anything happens to this hellsite (affectionate) - my ao3 user is viridiandagger and can be found here but my works are only viewable if you have an account
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I want to state unequivocally that I am anti-AI. I do not use it, do not condone the use of it, and will never change my mind on this. I do not permit anyone putting my works into AI, nor copied into any other languages or posted elsewhere. If you see anything of mine anywhere other than here or ao3, please let me know.
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☄︎ The Last Kingdom ☄︎
Ongoing • Series • Seiðr of a Death Singer • 🔞 the Gods hold their breath and listen when she sings - and death follows
✴︎ Star Wars ✴︎
Commander Fox | CC-1010
New Assignment • one shot • 🔞 Fox is having a bad day, and you're afraid you're about to make it a little worse. Which is the last thing you want to do for the man who works harder than most, the man who you've been hopelessly and secretly pining for.
Commander Cody | CC-2224
Achromatopsia • drabble • The Republic was weak, and the Empire is strong. That should be enough for him, but Cody can't help but look back on what once was, and on what he's lost along the way.
Commander Wolffe | CC-3636 x Jedi!OC
Here To Forever • one shot • 🔞 Growing up in the Temple hadn't prepared Veyori for the cruelties of war, but falling into the hands of Separatist scientists had opened up a world of agony she didn't think was possible. It's only the hope of preventing more troopers from the cruel fate her men had been subjected to keeps her from giving up entirely. But the appearance of the one Commander in the galaxy who she refuses to lose reignites the spark she thought she had lost forever.
Follow You Into The Dark • drabble • 🔞 Wolffe's POV of Here to Forever
Commander Fox | CC-1010 • Commander Cody | CC-2224 • Commander Wolffe | CC-3636 • Commander Bly | CC-5052 • Captain Rex | CT-7567 - no clonecest
The Gift of Perfection and Discretion • one shot • 🔞 You're one of Coruscant's most sought after, and most expensive, girls -- you're used to being showered in gifts by senators, bureaucrats, and businessmen. But falling in love with the Marshal Commander of the Coruscant Guard has made you the gift this time, and you're all eager to give your all to his four younger brothers.
Alpha 17
Old Man • drabble • 🔞 Alpha feels old, but a certain Jedi makes him feel so, so alive by sneaking into his bunk every night.
☾ Stranger Things ☾
Eddie Munson
He Goes Down • one shot • 🔞 Eddie Munson is so in love with his girlfriend he can’t seem to think of anything but her, and when he finally gets her alone, he knows just how to show his devotion.
Thick with Desire • one shot • 🔞 When your boyfriend Eddie’s shirt doesn’t fit, you start to feel like you don’t deserve him. But Eddie is having none of it, not when he finally gets to see how beautiful you are.
Feels Like the First Time • one shot • 🔞 Eddie is your best friend, and has always been a little bit of a perv, but that doesn’t matter to you much considering you’re in love with him. Things change though when he sees you in something a little more revealing than he’s used to.
Match My Freak • one shot • 🔞 Eddie's girlfriend goes looking him Eddie and finds herself in a compromising position, and sharing some feelings she wasn't expecting to that changes the nature of their relationship forever.
Steve Harrington
Perfect • one shot • 🔞 Steve Harrington was the perfect boyfriend in every way — except for the fact that he wasn’t actually her boyfriend… yet.
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Hey if you See This can you reblog this or comment on this with a character you headcanon as aromantic, asexual, or both. It can be canon it can be founded on absolutely nothing I just need more aroace stuff on here #yay
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When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."
If the Please Do Not Eat That Professional thinks it's inconsequential enough to be funny, then the concerned caller knows it's no big deal. When I was a kid my mom called poison control because I ate not one but several crayons, and their advice was to make sure I didn't stray too far from a toilet for a few hours because suppositories are made of wax, too.
Also several years ago I ate half a sandwich while wondering why the hell it tasted so funny only to realize the Goo Gone I'd been cleaning with was leaking, and did so onto my sandwich. Poison Control now has an online form where you can put in what you ingested/how much/when/etc. and someone basically triages those out, so the kid who just drank a bunch of drain cleaner isn't in line behind the kid who ate a crayon. I got a call like twenty minutes later from a nurse who told me I was fine.
Oh! And if you want to know what the tool looks like, it now gives a "this is not a real case" option to let you test it out, so I became a hypothetical worried patient who accidentally took 1000mg of ibuprofen (max dose should be 800) instead of 1000mg of acetaminophen (which has a max dose of 1000) and ran the entire thing. It took me less than two minutes from this:
To this:
Below this screenshot I was advised to drink some water and that if symptoms developed in the next four hours, I should only be concerned in certain cases (e.g. nausea is normal, heart palpitations are a problem).
So what if it's a serious problem? Suddenly, hypothetical Nina was cleaning xir bathroom sink and got hit with some Drano splashback with xir eyes and mouth open! Here's what the tool suggested. As soon as I selected that I'd gotten Drano in my eyes, this popped up:
So I hypothetically went to rinse my eyes, came back, and indicated it'd also gotten into my mouth and onto my skin. Here was the result:
And finally, hypothetical!Nina made an extremely bad decision, then decided this wasn't how xe wanted things to end after all. So I selected the option that says I'd attempted self-harm, and this popped up. (I didn't get it in the screenshot, but there's a drawing of a sad snail at the top of the screen. I think it's supposed to remind you someone is there, this just isn't the best route to reach them.)
The tool covers literally thousands of substances, and it's fast to use. It'll ask your age, assigned sex at birth, what you were exposed to, how (ate/drank it, breathed it in, got it in your eyes, etc.), how much you were exposed to, how long ago, whether you notice any symptoms, and what zip code you're in. That's it, and it's right here if you need it, and as they told me when I said I felt dumb over my Goo Gone-ified sandwich, they'd rather I check and be fine than not check because I "felt silly" and end up dead.
Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.
It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.
Can’t recall if this thumbnail got posted. Sorry I lied about continuing the poll game, I keep getting busy every time I set aside time for it!! Still on the back burner though
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truly wonderful to see people call anakin "disability coded" when he is very very explicitely disabled. like i get what you mean. but he is actually disabled. he doesn't have an arm. why do people forget he doesn't have an arm. honestly it's a shame how his physical disability isn't really considered in fandom conversations around him. that's also why I really fw brotherhood and the wild space novel. they finally give some insight as to how he felt about losing a limb, and also what that meant for him considering possible negative jedi views about having a mechanical arm and a bit on how he recovered. I can't speak for people with that kind of disability but I wish that anakin's mechanical arm wasn't just treated in a "oh! too bad he lost an arm! well he can just get an exactly identical one except now he wears a cool glove and nothing else changed!" way cause it definitely did impact his character a lot. same for luke in many ways. I get where people are coming from and I don't mean this maliciously at all but also they ARE disabled people forget that a lot.
