‘phil lester you’re a genius’

adding “ph” to words doesn’t mean “the Dan and Phil ____.” “Ph” is actually a way for Phil to lay claim to things, which explains why it is only “ph” with no reference to Dan’s name. This means that the ship name “Phan,” rather than referring to a combination of Dan and Phil’s names, is Phil claiming Dan as his own. In this essay I will

I’m glad that they’ve finally accepted that we will genuinely listen to them yap about anything

“this shit can’t phase me” yes it can. It very much so can. Idk bout y’all but I’m feeling extremely phased.

never gonna recover from the REVELATION that dan and phil did not themselves purchase the cupids pod experience in the london eye but some magical phannie working that day said i have the opportunity to do something incredible here