Sparkly Potato Churro

as much as i love myself some pining and yearning and repression, if the end result isn’t a happy ending and if the whole point isn’t love then i’m not interested, thanks

watch your fucking vibes when you speak to me

i know some naughty words that will really knock your socks off

But I’m not wearing socks??

i know some caring words that will put socks on you

im pretty limited in my witcher knowlege and even i know that a good chunk of witcher related monsters are dirrectly caused by shit like improper burial of the dead, the rape of nature, flipping off local spirits, or being complete assholes to people who will eventually become undead because of it the witcher is literally saying ‘you want orcs? because this is how you get orcs’ to people who are in the process of dumping pig carcasses in the sacred spring because its easier then burying them

SNL has pretty much never given any fucks but lately they’re at the point of giving negative fucks

You can tell the audience is struggling to not aknowledge accurate this is since the accuracy is the funny part.

‘hey, we’re bees’ is probably the calmest reaction ever to this situation