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@chowdonut
we love seedflap
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maybe let jerann do one post :Oc
Hurr Dee Durr... I'm Stupid And Make Things Up...... I Love To Pretend To Have Carnal Knowledge Of Kalian's Body For Clout......... I'd Say Anything For Attention...............
jerann literally answered an ask less than two months ago its like these people dont even care
do them spheres rumble?
WHAT SPHERES...
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non romantically speaking: name one woman who you think is awesome
ME...
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Seedflap is a gross nerd who's really self centered and she's adorable for it. I get it. I get your game. Her god complex is fucking adorable.
"adorable god complex" is a Really good way of putting it. i almost feel bad for the amount of aura farming that she's undoubtedly going to be doing in the lead-up to meeting her in act 3 because to anyone who missed the clues towards her actual identity, she might actually end up coming off as somewhat imposing before the Big Reveal...
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Chow as the number one seedflap simp what do you like about her
i like that she's gross and she's small and she's a hater. i like that she's a turbonerd about old tech and webdev and web preservation. i like that she hosts a doujinshi server. i like that she has so many things that she either outright lies about due to embarrassment or as some kind of chunibyo that by all means she should have far outgrown. i like that she likes my chemical romance. i like that she likes guns and is friends with kalian for seemingly not much more than their mutual affinity for firearms and revolution. i like that shes a meta-fuckerer. i like that she's a paranoid conspiracy theorist and all of her paranoid theories are absolutely correct. i like that she's getting doted on by no less than five jadebloods every hour of the day. i love the way she demands she be drawn (objectively cool as fuck by the way). i like that she knows the money is in waifu gacha games.
there is so much i can say here but it's all going to get swept away by her actually appearing in act 3. i can Not fucking wait. i hope you've enjoyed witnessing my descent into seedflap induced madness because it's only going to get worse from here
I'VE DECIDED THAT IT'S IN MY BEST INTEREST... TO LET YOU HIT IT ONCE...... SO YOU SHUT UP.....
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AND YET AGAIN YOU COME AT ME WITH THE INCORRECT QUIRK!!! STOP WASTING MY TIME. THE REAL SEEDFLAP WOULD NEVER GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY AND I LIKE IT THAT WAY!!!!!!
homestuck mothers day event redraw featuring SEEDFLAP and some speculative designs i thought were cute or silly
drawing i did for the last clanche of the winners for the promstuck prompt!!
i always wanted to do promstuck for ocs when i was younger, but i was too baby and didn't have the necessary skills yet. now I get to!
i'm gonna need you to tell me what ground rules there are if any for this friday's challenge. all that stupid fucking art i sent in last week was just a warmup........ you cannot fathom the depths of depravity my dark and tortured soul can summon for the sake of this challenge....... now that the cord's pulled the only thing that can stop me is the physical limits of reality and my limited corporeal form......
WELL... IF YOU SEND ME PORN..... I'M NOT GONNA POST IT...... KEEP IT TO THE DOUJINSHI SERVER......... OTHER THAN THAT............ WHATEVER...............
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what's your bulge size? definitely not chowdonut talking here
ARE YOU TRYING TO FRAME MY SIMP...
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right. you caught me. that seedflap exploding this was a lie. sorry. i felt really bad about lying to you after i sent that ask. i felt so bad about lying that i got a pretty nasty stomachache, which eventually morphed into a bout of violent diarrhea. it got so bad i almost shit myself at tesco. i had to lock myself in the tesco bathroom and sit on the toilet for hours because it wouldnt go away. the tesco employees didnt notice i was there and closed the shop, locking me in the bathroom. its the middle of the night and im still locked in a tesco bathroom. its dark. its cold. i'm so cold.
Now you know not to mess with me EVER AGAIN. #SERIOUSMODE
bad news. seedflap just got exploded with a stick of dynamite. you should have seen it she got torn into a million bronze pieces. anyways as her lawyer im obliged to tell you that her will dictates you recieve 2/3 of her urine collection. she also says in her will that you are required to be the DJ at her funeral (which will take place this saturday). thank you for your attention.
even if that were true (which it isnt) (and never would be) seedflap hates me and doesnt want me to have any of her collection because it would make me happy. also im pretty sure she wouldnt want a funeral because she wouldnt want anyone to come. she'd want her body launched into deep space.
for a neverpail, how did you make it past your 8th and 9th sweep wriggling days? forgery i presume
I'M A NEVERPAIL... NOT A NEVERPAILED......
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seedflap asexual confirmed?
WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH MY BUCKETING ACTIVITIES... GET A HOBBY......
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au contraire seedflap-sama. your bucketing activities Are my hobby
YOU'RE GOING TO DROWN OF THIRST...
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if seedflap wills it, it will be done.
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seedflap asexual confirmed?
WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH MY BUCKETING ACTIVITIES... GET A HOBBY......
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au contraire seedflap-sama. your bucketing activities Are my hobby
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Private artist enlisted by the empire to construct monolithic statues dedicated to Her Imperious Condescension and other high-ranking officials of the empire. Conducts under-the-table private work through the Mindfuck moniker.
