babby spanch

owning a pit bull is so funny like hello this is my pet army tank

dr. macklemore (podiatrist): i fix your granddads toes

Holding my blorbo up by the scruff of her neck to show her to you

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

good morning! remember every day is a chance to begin anew [breaks off and sits on the edge of the bed staring blankly for 23 minutes before running a hand down face like a tortured movie protagonist] my god where did it all go so wrong

good morning! remember every day is a chance to begin anew [breaks off and sits on the edge of the bed staring blankly for 23 minutes before running a hand down face like a tortured movie protagonist] my god where did it all go so wrong

good morning! remember every day is a chance to begin anew [breaks off and sits on the edge of the bed staring blankly for 23 minutes before running a hand down face like a tortured movie protagonist] my god where did it all go so wrong

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

scientists have discovered that the truest form of love was between two bugs in the year 708