I AM A RAIDER! LEGENDARY!

1. What was the first race you ever played as?

2. What was the first class you ever played as?

3. Have you ever been dungeon master?

4. How many times have you been dungeon master?

5. What is your favorite race?

6. What is your favorite class?

7. When was the last time you played d&d?

8. Do you prefer theater of the mind or minis and grids?

9. What is the funniest thing anyone has ever said in a d&d session you’ve played in?

10. What is the most annoying thing that has happened during a d&d session you’ve played in?

11. What is your favorite edition of d&d?

12. What is your favorite 5e book?

13. How many d&d characters have you made?

14. What is the longest d&d campaign you have ever been part of?

15. What is your favorite weapon?

16. What is your favorite spell?

17. What is your favorite armor?

18. What level do you usually start your players at?

19.What level do you as a player prefer to start as?

20. Do you like to play in big or small groups?

- bird? (extra bets if it’s Angrboda’s or if he had a fling with Thiazi)

- snake!

- nothing, really, Loki is just messing with us - except knitting egg-warmers and painting little snakes and protection runes on it for the  Ēostre celebrations seems to be a bit beyond Loki’s usual attention span

- Angrboda’s witch-friends are convinced it’s some sort of magical artifact and try to steal it. Bad idea.

- Heimdall has his money on a platypus because he knows that the others don’t know what a platypus is and he can call any Eldritch-horror hatching from that egg a platypus and everyone will believe it. (Which is, ironically, how our Midgardian platypus got its name on another occasion and somewhere out there in the Nine Words is the real platypus only Heimdall can see)

- it’s a mammal or some other non-ovoviviparous animal, that’s the joke

And yes, Loki and Angrboda got those two too, they’re messy forest dwellers but they’re fashionable colour-coordinating messy forest dwellers 

Etched armor crafted by Pompeo Della Cessa of Milan, Italy, circa 1610.

In Scandinavian mythology there’s only one person who can beat the god Thor in a wrestling match: the elderly woman Elle.

When Thor was asked to wrestle her he laughed, thinking it would be the easiest win of his life, but he had to admit defeat within minutes because Elle is no ordinary old lady. She is the personification of aging itself, and no one can beat age.