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I’m a dude, LMAO. :p

this post makes me thankful that the world didn’t end

Galar region victory road

i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’

#reality is an illusion

fuck this site I thought the tv show for the briefest of seconds and the shit machine in my skull thought “quoth the raven ‘Bazongo”

which pokemon is the most baby?

can my atoms stop being person shaped i want to be a moss ball. i need to do photosynthesis im sick of this bullshit

This. This moment is the most important in the movie. This is when the Prince falls for her - he was infatuated before but he clearly thought that the reason Cinderella was around him was because he was the Prince, but when he discovered she has no clue, he realised that she stayed and talked and spent the whole night with him because she likes who he was as a person - not his title. Not only that but he liked her; we don’t know what they talked about, but we can imagine it must have been interesting and nice to last a whole night so we know she just have said something that made him want to stay around her too. That’s why he wanted to find her, not cause she was pretty (I mean the guy couldn’t even remember her face and went off a shoe for God’s sake - which gives me a theory that the Prince has Prosopagnosia AKA face blindness) but because she liked him not his title, and he liked whoever she was, rich or poor.

The prince has face blindness and dumbass disease ok? He’s trying his best!

Memento Mori ring, England, late 17th to early 18th Century.

You could put a Skittle in there

Wouldnt a ring like this meant to be used to carry a little poison?

ah! but consider: you could put a Skittle in there

You could put a poisoned Skittle in there