chill out, be easy on yourself

BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU

do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy

You do that every morning???

EVERY MORNING.

no son

Wait, other countries don’t do this.

*whispers* Not even Russia

RE FUCKING TWEET

You don’t realize just how creepy it is until you are the only one not doing it

“oh. hitler.”

I’m pretty sure you don’t need to know French in order to understand this comic.

My local garden center had a strict “mask policy enforced by owner’s mother with a garden hose” and the woman really did, and I say this with adoration and aspiring to be like her someday- look like a wizened and moderately sadistic gargoyle perched on her lawn chair with the hose cocked, pressure building behind the nozzle, eagerly awaiting the next asshole.

My favorite thing about this is that the "traditional" woman isn't always on the left. By switching it up the artist is really committing to the idea that the right way for a woman to be is however she wants.

Just wish some of the women were plus size..

It got better

allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *is enveloped in fog and disappears never to be seen or heard from again*