girls on my dick when i pretty boy swag-soulja boy

when the music fucks you with the strap #yes

google used to know what i was talking about

sometimes all you can genuinely do is listen to paramore

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

Any time you feel like you’re behind (especially if you’re in your 20s, but this applies to literally anyone) just look yourself in the mirror and be like “boo hoo you didn’t peak when u were 17. So sad. Whatever shall u do” and I promise u will instantly feel so silly for ever worrying about it

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

if i could give advice to me as a teenager i would say be 25

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

im kinda getting addicted to sandwiches

death to the united states of america

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

I ❤️ ADOPTING SPEAKING & TYPING MANNERISMS FROM MY FRIENDS