live a little more

oh fuck i forgot to say no homo

this was the best filler episode of all time.

The most interesting love story ever

she wears short shorts i wear pant pants

SHE FUCKING GLANCES DOWN!

If i was dying id take a selfie

why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard

what did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

what happens after kidz bop 68? are they gonna skip a number or just go for it or what

Brock unironically owns

The greatest lines in anime history are his eyes