Litany of Fury

If you please, reblog with your favourite random encounter/event/complication/whatever table entry from any tabletop RPG you've read.

imagine being a Korean person awake at like one in the morning trying to accept that the president of South Korea actually just tried to go full dictatorship by way of an emergency martial law because he was basically having a political temper tantrum and every agency and corporation in the country is all hands on deck, code red mode on everything and the military is being deployed and then the assembly revokes the martial law and then the president is like lol nevermind and now you have to get ready to work at your shitty job on a Wednesday

Korra: so I’m dating this guy-

i need to attain this energy