nervous artist

have you or a loved one been diagnosed with asshole? you may be entitled

i forgot what i was saying mid sentence but this may actually be the best joke ive ever made

go here and let me know what your short term top artists from spotify (within the last 4 weeks) are in the tags!

which of your features would people romanticize if u were famous… for me i think it would be my bunny teeth or the little scar i have on my forehead from hitting it as a toddler

i hate when people are like “don’t dye your hair at home it’s going to look bad!” that’s the whole fucking point i think looking like shit is sexy, why don’t you recognise the inherent classicism behind societal standards or mind your business

personally think its homophobic that im not holding a boys hand rn