❀RaeBae❀

I love that he apparently got the job because he looked so pathetic that children truly believed he would be unable to solve puzzles created by a cartoon dog without their assistance.

Her move leading up to the death drop is a relic lost in time

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

There’s something so comforting about being in GameStop

knowing im the best looking and smelling person in there

give her one

give her a cheeto.

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.