It’s like that mafia crew that made a pizza joint as a front but their pizza was so good they just went legit

I was not meant to be a person I was meant to listen to music on the bus

yall see “love” and immediately go to “romantic love” if you translate “love is the whole point” to “romantic love is the whole point” you need to rethink everything because love is found in everything. in community, in friendships, in family, in food, in nature so actually love is the whole point and u can die mad about it. hope this helps <3

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

i want ads to feel pain when i skip them btw

i press the skip ad button and a tiny cut off wilhelm scream comes from my laptop

Before the internet, anytime you had a terrible idea, an awful string of words that you just needed get out into the world, about anything, even the most asinine shit, you didn't have Twitter or Tumblr to post it to. Instead you had to scrawl it on a large piece of cardboard, buy a ticket to WWF Raw and pray that the camera picked it up.

The bone stealing call out post would have fit in perfectly as a ringside fan sign in 1998.

Receding hairlines are a hoe trait. Male pattern thottiness

Hell yeah king show more skin!

you guys are just posting anything these days

I hope everyone is having a fucking day

I just lost 3 followers. Was it the pumpkin fucking? I tagged it nsfw what more do you want from me? Was I supposed to NOT reblog a gif of a guy fucking a pumpkin? It’s Halloween. Grow up

Is her bitmoji prettier than mine

accidentally sending ;) instead of :) and feeling like you’ve just offered them your body

Do we have to