Poison Paradigm

My ass makes a resounding SHLAP when I smack it and yours? A sad little thump 😏

:( I’m sorry my ass disappoints you when you slap it...

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

Porn needs to start being shamed again. Don’t call it natural. Don’t accept it. Make a contemptuous and disgusted face when you see a guy talk about it, or a woman support her SO’s porn habits.

this is either placebo effect or this person is having bowel issues that they should really get checked by a medical professional, not on trans subreddits

Is that his actual voice or is someone doing a voice over for him?  Because that syncing is really bad.

I think that vocie is his own brand of annoying, but maybe he puts in through a vocie changing flitter that would explain the lang time on it. Kinda like those toys they sell that makes you sound like a robot or darkvader would. I’m sure troons have apps for that.

this is either placebo effect or this person is having bowel issues that they should really get checked by a medical professional, not on trans subreddits

Is that his actual voice or is someone doing a voice over for him?  Because that syncing is really bad.

@scammer​

why does it look like toby from the office but on ketamine

i’m “gay people are genital fetishists”

I’m “sexual dimorphism was invented by white people”

I’m “vaginas are nazi propaganda”

I’m “being same-sex attracted is actually racist because the idea of biological sex was invented by colonisers”

I’m “Don’t misgender trans women, even if they’re rapists or murderers”

I’m “transwomen are better women than cis women”

I’m “if you like getting strapped by a “cis” woman then you should be open to taking a transwoman’s girldick”

Well I’M a lesbian and I LOVE sucking dick

I’m ”I pretend that the tip of my girldick is a clitty and the lesbians love it”

I’m “trans people get attacked in public all the time” and “you cant tell whos trans so you dont know if you’ve ever been into a trans person”

im “trans women are women because they identify as women”

im “i, a white western middle class nonbinary person who has never set foot in a psychiatrists office and whose only transition has been changing my name to alex, suffer the same things openly/visibly transsexual/transitioning people do. also this means cis women oppress me.”

“Afab privilege”

I’m a selfie of a fat white girl with long hair and makeup all over her face with “he/him only” in the description of the post.

Im “women opression is gender based”

I’m “white people invented misogyny”

I’m “being trans means you can’t have white privilege”

I’m “[insert photo of passing trans man] would you really want him in you locker room????”

i’m “trans women are more of a woman than cis women because cis women had their womanhood handed to them while trans women had to work for it”

I’m “getting a boner while wearing your sister’s stolen panties is gender euphoria uwu”

I’m “having long nails doesn’t negate me being queer and in fact tons of lesbians love it when I cheesegrate their pussys”

ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips 

What if you had one bathroom per astrological sign

Still better than gendered bathrooms because at least astrology is real

And even if they were teens, so what??? But yes to all of this.

not even so what if they’re teens—my mom was working minimum wage at 13 (she lied about her age) to help put food on the table; millions of teenagers today are forced to do the same thing.

I knew several people in high school who started working as teens just to have their parents take their paychecks as supply to the whole household.  Many of them still live with their parents today because they are unable to afford to move out.  that’s Capitalism Babey!

You mean where women go against their sexuality and claim that sexuality is a choice?

Nah where radial feminists purposefully deny men of women's sexuality until change is made in society. Radical feminists argue three things are need to get rid of the partiatchy: seperationsim, political lesbianism and collective action. It's part of a sociological theory my dude ask Greer

Abstinence from men/political CELIBACY is not the same as being a lesbian

stealing from lesbians is not radical or feminist.  call yourself what you really are, a febfem.  That’s way more radically feminist, as genderists hate it and think febfems are “terfy” uwu 

thanks for the shoutout to bisexuals who don’t date transgenders at all, we usually never get any representation