Pulitzer Prize type shit
Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot
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Janaina Medeiros

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KIROKAZE

Andulka
Jules of Nature
we're not kids anymore.

Kiana Khansmith
Three Goblin Art

pixel skylines
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

shark vs the universe

oozey mess

roma★
trying on a metaphor
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Show & Tell
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Pulitzer Prize type shit
Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

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You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags
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Oh wow.
Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know
I need dick on a new level never before seen
are you prepared to handle metaphysical cock from a bear 6 cuils removed from his own body?
I can handle cock at ANY level of abstraction.
*closes my ancient tome* he's ready
*turns to the council* unleash the fractal hypercock
are you reading tumblr on an ancient tome?
not impordant right now
one of my favorite thought experiments, on the topic of how our present world is fixated on "plot" as the be all end all for analyzing stories, is imagining a world that was instead similarly fixated on style. i fantasize about wikipedia pages where a sample text is rewritten in the style of a given work of media instead of the synopsis section. where what happens in the story is seen as unsubstantive, fleeting, and primarily just an artistic decision without much to analyze. i think it'd be cutes.

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[clearly experiencing symptoms of mania] oh i get it! im finally normal!
You are the magical girl of cups, and you do not always exist.
It isn’t clear why this is the case; the most obvious cause would have been when the Queen of Annihilation destroyed you with her staff, and you were only barely brought back through the power of your friends’ love for you, but you’re pretty sure you sometimes didn’t exist before that point, too.
The staff thing just made it happen a lot more often.
Your teammates have reassured you time and time again that they still love and care for you, no matter how often you slip into nonexistence, but you aren’t blind. It wears on them, and it wears on the bonds between you all. It might not be your fault, but it still hurts them when you don’t show up to whatever coffee date or book hunt or monster fight you were invited to because you’ve stopped existing.
They don’t invite you to stuff as often as they used to, you think, but you can’t really prove that and maybe they never invited you to go out that often to begin with?
For a while you kept worrying that you’d stop existing in the middle of a monster fight or something, and then everyone would be in trouble, but it turns out that the role of cups isn’t actually super necessary? Your teammates certainly benefit from healing when you’re around, but you’ve all been doing this for long enough that everyone is pretty experienced and no one really gets that badly hurt anymore. So that’s good.
You don’t really like the idea of anyone relying on you.
*using mac* i'm a sleek corporate IT milf email whisperer with a microchip on my shoulder and a motherboard of gold. the glass ceiling has been shattered. we're a family. user centered design. i am steve jobs
*using linux* i'm a freakkyy goth hacker chick about to get my dick suxxed cyber style. superuser do me and she barely GNU me. i'm ready to put my therian life on-the-line for free and open source software. rawr
*using windows* i'm in hell
The way this show has taken over my brain 😅
Anyways, here’s the link 💦

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200% on the Kickstarter already? Amazing!!!
oh that’s cool! I wonder, did anything ever come off this?
life is very personal
Solid Snake meets a dreadnought and he's like "Hmmmm....Metal GEAR" and the dreadnought is like "I have a fucking name, dude"
Bjorn the Fell-Handed monologues at Snake about the nature of war for an hour.
Snake sits there and politely listens because as far as he knows this is just a normal part of fighting dudes in large machines.
In the Pokémon world the strongest things around are pokémon.
And a pokémon is at their strongest by far under the command of a trusted human companion. Though the trust and rapport required means human commanders can only realistically lead a small band, that they form a kinship with in their own fashion together.
This means for a large span of history, warfare in this world was constantly accessible and was defined entirely by very personally driven small bands that unite under common causes and goals- large scale institutional military systems just don’t work.
Trainer militias define historical pokémon warfare, and given how readily accessible the means of war are and how much of a constant volatile threat pokémon themselves regularly pose, this trainer militia system would have been a hugely present element in society.
Scanning forward to the present this doesn’t look surprising. It explains why pokémon battling (warfare reduced to a respectful and recreational sparring practice) has such a huge hold on society, culture, infrastructure, and economy. It’s a war machine repurposed to peaceful ends.
League gyms are remnants of the militia structure, where a given region is likely to have had several allied but separate militias, given the provincial nature of such organizations, likely not organizing beyond the scope of a specific town. And even now those headquarters serve as training grounds and symbols of a community’s strength.
But there are OTHER things that are also evolved from the militia era. Namely clique fashion.
Militias wore uniforms, and made them distinct. But they weren't governmental bodies with their own funds and infrastructure for it, so these uniforms were less like military or police outfits and more like highly specific clothing that everyone IN that militia wore the same. Everyone wear a striped shirt with a blue scarf. Or everyone wear red and yellow coats. Et cetera. This is not obscure- villain teams emulate this same practice today for cultural legitimacy.
But during the 20th century, as trainer militias were gradually transitioning from a military force to a social group, OTHER social groups modeled their behavior and practices after the ubiquitous trainer militias. Social networks across a given region bound by particular interests or pastimes or professional sectors identified themselves as cliques, and “clique fashion” became a signifier of membership. Meaning: wear the same outfit that everyone else in your clique wears.
This is why even today you’ll see backpackers wear the same hat. Delinquents wear track suits in the same color scheme. Hex maniacs don the same gown and sweater. Rangers, anglers, breeders, fairy tale girls, mediums, super nerds, and so on.
The rigidity of clique fashion varies by region. In some regions it’s expected every day, or else you’re seen as claiming not to even BE a member of the clique. In others the clique outfit is worn on a whim, or worn periodically for reason. In some regions clique fashion has more or less fallen out of practice entirely.
But its existence is a common marker with the same origin as leagues, gyms, villain teams, and the constant affordances and gratuities gifted to trainers on the road.

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steam notifications
your childhood best friend who moved four states away in 2014 is playing Terraria
coworker from your high school job is playing My Sexy Anime Neighbor from Sin University
ex friend who blocked you on everything but steam for some reason is playing The Binding of Isaac
the guy you genuinely thought of as a brother at one point but havent seen in years is playing Elden Ring
rando who was kind of nice to you in tf2 a decade ago is playing Team Fortress 2
your parents' neighbors' son is playing Resident Evil 4 (2023)
for whatever reason tumblr has flagged this post from a deleted blog as explicit so I can't even reblog it anymore which is a shame because it's one of my absolute favorites