insufferableInsomniac

I hate my fucking sniper rifle its so stupid

My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed

what i've come to realize about myself is that i do like people, just not when i am one myself. I like them in a 'researcher trying to blend into the thing im researching' kind of way. this is why i dislike when someone brings it to my attention that i am also one of them. uhm. no. thats my science project.

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

New Tumblr is now such that I cannot just go to the post with the recipe but must reblog the gatorade and uncle benadryl if I ever hope to make rice with coconut cream.