[originally posted by ofwolfism, but reposted for easier access since their blogâs theme hides most of the original post]
âSo, new business model. We team up with a mortuary. You see where Iâm going with this, right?â
âWhere does all this dust come from anyways? The dust faeries?â
âThis is the part where youâre supposed to die.â
âThe trick to this is donât die.â
âYouâre going down. Grrr. Thatâs menacing, right?â
âAnd you are just one big, beautiful distraction.â
âI knew there was a reason Iâm traveling with you.â
âSince weâre a team, you think we should use a code name? Red Orchard? Or⌠Code Violet? Or⌠the Death Bunnies. Thatâll confuse them.â
âI call dibs on any hats! âŚI love a good hat.â
âPlenty of opportunities to learn secrets moving around in your shadow.â
âMaybe Iâm just another human who has people back home he/she wants to protect.â
âIf you wanted me any closerâŚthatâd make me nervous.â
âDid I have you going? Donât take it personally, I lie to everyone.â
âIâm a liar. Everyone knows it. I make no secret of it. Because the truth is: Iâm a fraud. To my core.â
âI know I can be a hard read, but, Iâve really enjoyed traveling with you. No bullshit.â
âYou might want to cover up. Or not.â
âWeâre great! Weâre freaking fantastic! Songs will be written about our sheer awesome awesomenicity!â
âYour wish is myâŚ. strong recommendation.â
âIâm like a bad penny, Iâll keep turning up.â
âBefore I met you, Iâd go whole days without massacring a bunch of things. Honest!â
âIf you believe anything, believe this: Iâm in your corner. Always have been.â
âAll this sunlight. I feel exposed.â
âChoo! Choo! âŚThatâs what they sounded like, right?â
âInsert something Shakespearean involving death and your inevitable doom here.â
âYou know, running away is always an option! I wonât shoot you. Promise.â
âAnd here I thought I was getting out of one more blood bathâŚâ
âMoments like this, I know all that karma stuff is bull. Because no one like me should be this lucky.â
âOf the people, for the people.â
âLean back and enjoy the ride.â
âBetcha thatâs seen some fun in its day.â
âYouâve got some nimble fingers.â
âWouldnât wanna get any stains on that fine outfit youâre wearing, would ya?â
âYou get Iâm here on a volunteer basis, right?â
âWell ainât you a sight for sore eyes.â
âWhatâs our next move, love?â
âUgh itâs in my eyes.â
âDonât think a legâs supposed to bend that wayâŚâ
âThis beats mayoral duties ANY day of the week.â
âLooks like my dazzling personality got another one.â
âThat is one mad bug.â
âPlenty of folks wanna make life hard for people just tryinâ to survive. Iâm not willing to stand for that kinda shit.â
âYou feel as bad as you look?â
âYou ainât lookinâ so great. How about you try cutting back?â
âHey, you should slow down. And thatâs ME saying that.â
âIf I have to listen to you butter this guy/girl up any more Iâm going to shoot myselfâŚthen him/her.â
âLetâs get out of here as soon as we can. Donât fancy being buried alive.â
âIf they cared about it, they wouldnât have left it lying around.â
âMan itâs quiet. Too quiet. *laughs* Oh man, I always wanted to say that.â
âIs it normal for the hairs on the back of my neck to be standing straight up like this?â
âIâm getting bad vibes from this place. We shouldnât be here.â
âHey, IâŚuh, think youâve got a little brain caught in your teeth.â
âYou picked the WRONG day to piss me off.â
âSo, you impressed yet? I told you I was a damn good shot.â
âThis is a little cLOSE FOR COMFORT!â
âEven if it takes me the rest of my lifeâŚIâll repay this debt to you, I swear it.â
âHope this little thing we have going lasts forever. Donât want to go back to the way things were.â
âItâll be a cold day in hell before I let anything bad happen to you.â
âEverythingâs going to be alright, as long as we stick together.â
âYou already know that things are the best theyâve ever been between us.â
âWith you at my side, I feel I can take on the world. Thereâs no stronger bond than that.â
âI plan on walking this earth with you until the day I die.â
âHaving you this close to me has made me happier than Iâve ever been before.â