Waffleiron

You're filming. These evil wizards have trapped the princess in an orb and you're just filming it.

“Woahh there, settle down now!” I say to you as if you were a horse. It works. You become settled.

Humans are much like horses except they arent

Oh,, you're using pronouns? Wanna help me and my buddies with a video? They use noobnouns, godnouns, and hackernouns, it's gonna be sick

#my potion

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

Richard the Treacherous was foiled by Profound Esophagus

The line delivery, the acting, the fact that I can hear this without sound, the way they’re treating it as though this is a murder trial, and Mr. Electric’s reaction to this are part of what makes this scene hilarious

moths r extremely small bunnies that can fly

Infected wound #mywound