Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

real af this is genuinely me after deciding to get up and cut some apples

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

"I swear to god i just saw something" Ohhh my goddd

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

ocean.com/fish

ocean.com/fish/careers

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a nuanced reason

(visibly shaken) i’m so good at pretending im okay (everyone around can see it’s evident i am in extreme emotional distress and rapidly declining) im doing so good guys

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

the problem is giving up genuinely feels so good #imnotdoingthat