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me and a friend had a running joke about editing the gif of kermit and christian bale nodding at each other for a number of years, and i found the folder of edits and feel like this is maybe a place for them.

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dryiffsrevitalizingtailholetonic

the shitstains at youtube memoryhole’d propane genesis evangelion but I had already downloaded it because I know youtube is full of absolute cunts so here it is

peggyhill58

Boggle

nextlevelsmp3

i’m a cop on planet fuck and this is my outfit

depsidase

#HUNTINGTON MENTION!

homunculus-argument

I just came up with a really inconvenient, possibly unplayable four-player game: The Evil Advisor

All you need is a completely normal chess board and a deck of cards that you can somehow divide into an even amount of cards that mean "yes" or "no". Out of the four players, only two need to know how to play chess - those play the role of advisor. The other two play as rulers. At the start of the game, both advisors pull a random card from the deck, which dictates whether their goal is to win the game, or lose it. They keep their respective card, showing it to nobody else.

The rulers, who ultimately choose where to move the pieces, always aim to win the chess game, and also know that the advisor may or may not be on their side, and don't know whether to trust the advisor or not.

If the ruler wins the chess game, they win the whole game. An advisor only wins if they reach their own goal - if an advisor's goal was to lose, but the ruler wins, the advisor loses, and vice versa.

rathayibacter

you should add a set of randomized bonus rules on top of chess that only the advisors know about, so even if everyone knows how to play chess the rulers still feel beholden to their advisors, and the advisors want to say only enough that the rulers can play without knowing so much that the advisors become redundant

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masonhawthorne

I keep remembering a run of Hamlet I saw a few years ago, where the Ghost was costumed in full plate armour which was very noisy, and instead of muffling it, they had him crash across the stage, stomping so the whole set rattled, and he said all of his lines in a bellow, like he was furious with Hamlet.

And the thing that made it absolutely terrifying was that Hamlet was the only one who reacted. He was cowering, and covering his ears with both hands, and yelling to be heard over the noise.

And no one else seemed to know why he was doing that. The other actors didn't even raise their voices.

That's scary, something so loud and painful, and REAL, and the people around you don't even notice it, and think that you're the crazy one.

chestercopperpotz

I love when I hear about a choice in Shakespeare I've never thought of before. Brilliant

despazito

queerliblib

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

meeliesaysno

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

ksfoxwald

The library says thank you for boosting our circulation stats and the book will still be here later if you want it another time <3

#one of these days i might read all the books i check out #but until that day #im still using and supporting my library system!

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largishcat

okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

aholefilledwithtwigs

I have never read or watched Death Note and i know the whole ‘book that kills people’ premise but from all the shit i see on here it seems to be two teenaged boys acting out this scene over and over

#but somehow even MORE homoerotic

vonlipvig

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

#oh SO much bullshit #souvenir bottle opener with the empire state building on it #i ❤️ to party keychain #keys to house i haven't lived in in over a decade #key to a car i havent driven in over a year #i think this is a key to my sister's old apartment from 2 years ago?#normal keys that i actually use #clicky cicada keychain my drunk friend YELLED across the craft beer festival cause i had to come get it #and a ragged torso of lego c3po cause all his arms and legs fell off

fallingtowers

paul atreides get your country ass over here my momma says you been in the desert riding a worm as big as a damn bus

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Trapped in the talkative cycle

evergreen-femme

had to share this

wizardshark

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

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