love, belonging, desire

Zooey Zephyr and SJ Howell were elected to the Montana state legislature in 2022. They are both Democrats in a red state, and are braver than any progressive leftist who lives in a safe blue state and talks shit about liberals.

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

*socializes* perfect! how do I get out of here

my gender…? I was supposed to bring my- ? *grumbling* no one told me I was supposed to bring a gender to this thing

This one time I ate so much salmon I could barely move, and then my mom was like oh have some blueberry pie for desert, and in that moment I understood what it is like to be a grizzly bear

We are an apparently heterosexual couple and DO NOT live in a remotely liberal city so this was not, you know, par for the courts

You're not heterosexual anymore

APAB: Assigned Pronouns At Bus

seeing a black cat is actually good luck because then you get to see a cat

Okay, but Barnaby desperately trying to come up with a lie about where they’ve been because they can’t tell the heroes they were on a date with their arch nemesis and Morgan just telling everyone in extreme detail how their date with Barnaby went because they just went on a date with Barnaby, how can they not brag about that